BREAKING: Footage Of Donald Trump Appearing In A Porno Surfaces, Campaign Enters Death Spiral

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Donald Trump — for decades he cultivated the image of a successful businessman, but now his name brings another word to mind — hypocrisy. You see Trump recently accused a former Miss Universe winner,  Alicia Machado, of doing porn. However, that was a lie.

What is not a lie, however, is that Trump did appear in a soft core porn video in the ’90s. Don’t worry, Trump didn’t actually “perform.” We’d never subject our readers or ourselves to that imagery. But he did make a brief cameo in the introduction of the video drinking a glass of champagne and saying, “Beauty is beauty, and let’s see what happens with New York.”

What consenting adults agree to do is their own business and porn is protected under the First Amendment, but Trump’s hypocrisy is the real problem here. Aside from the fact that he lied about Machado appearing in a porn video, he also claims to be a family-values conservative.

We’re not sure how Trump made the change from an adulterer who appears in porn videos to the champion of the Religious Right, but we suspect someone is being conned and it’s not him.

As for Machodo, Trump made the bizarre claim regarding the sex tape during one his customarily rants on Twitter.

‘Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!’

‘Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an “angel” without checking her past, which is terrible!’

‘Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.’

 

 

‘Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?’

‘Remember, don’t believe “sources said” by the VERY dishonest media. If they don’t name the sources, the sources don’t exist.’

Hmm, maybe Trump should take his own advice here. After all, didn’t he have a “very good” source regarding President Obama’s fake birth certificate?

You can check out Trump’s brief cameo via BuzzFeed.

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