Twitter Responds To Donald Trump’s ‘Golden Shower’ Allegations And It’s Hilarious (TWEETS)

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On Tuesday, U.S. intelligence officials briefed President Obama and President-elect Trump on a newly released two-page dossier from the Russian government that claims they have “compromising personal and financial information” on the incoming commander-in-chief.

BuzzFeed News posted the report which details “specific, unverified and potentially unverifiable allegations of contact between Trump aides and Russian operatives, and graphic claims of sexual acts documented by the Russians.”

According to the documents, sources claim they obtained video of the president-elect inside a hotel room in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton where several prostitutes allegedly performed “golden showers (urination) show in front of him.”

It should be noted, however, that these documents are completely unverified. Bipartisan Report does not support any of the claims made within the documents, and is merely reporting on reactions to said claims.

However, Twitter users have made the best of the awkward situation by using #GoldenShowers to take some pretty darn hilarious jabs at our incoming Commander-in-Chief.

We thought we’d compile a list of our favorites, in hopes that you, too, will get a laugh out of some of these responses.

Without further ado, here are the best #GoldenShowers tweets:

‘I feel as if Twitter was invented just for this day. #GoldenShowers’

‘#Goldenshowers gives whole new meaning to term “yellow journalism” – look for steady stream of further leaks.’

https://twitter.com/WestWingReport/status/818986143014330368

‘Life comes at you fast. #goldenshowers #PEEOTUS’

‘Do January #goldenshowers bring May impeachments?’

‘When Trump can’t respond to all the memes individually so he drops his response album. #GoldenShowers’

 

‘I just heard the Trump news… #goldenshowers’

‘And now you know what happened to Trump’s copy of the Constitution:( #GoldenShowers’

https://twitter.com/Anomaly100/status/818986830657884160

‘Russian hookers, the most overrated whores on earth, don’t know me but gave me #GoldenShowers. Dishonest media say I enjoyed it! Pathetic!’

 

‘Leave it to Tromp to rain on the Dylan Roof execution parade #GoldenShowers #PEEOTUS’

‘And all this time we thought that was a spray tan on Donald Trump. #GoldenShowers’

‘Can’t wait to hear K Conway explain #goldenshowers. Obama, you’re out. Trump urine.’

‘”We’re going to pee in foreign hotel rooms and Russia is going to pay for it.” -Donald Trump, probably. #GoldenShowers’

‘Around this time The Donald is probably receiving a sympathetic phone call from David Cameron. #piggate #goldenshowers’

‘This gives a whole new meaning to trickle-down economics. #GoldenShowers’

‘I just hope, for the sake of the Republic, that “GoldenShowers aren’t followed by #BrownSnowfalls revelations.’

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