Michael Avenatti Tweets About Trump’s Tiny Package; Donald Has All-Out Conniption Fit


Since Stormy Daniels first came forward with her story of an affair with the now president of the United States, the visuals have been turning stomachs all over the world. No one wants to think about Donald Trump having sex. And no one definitely wants to see or imagine what his genitals look like. That is, however, exactly what the attorney for porn star Stormy Daniels did when he painted a picture in the minds of all of America during an interview on the Today Show.

Michael Avenatti stopped by NBC to discuss the major disappointment most people felt after watching the long-awaited 60 Minutes interview that aired recently. Avenatti told a Today Show host that Daniels is fully prepared to let all the cats out of the bag, including that Daniels could describe what Donald Trump’s penis looks like.


This is just the beginning of the bad news Donald has in store for him. If the Trumps thought that they were humiliated before, just wait until Stormy starts describing his schmeckle on national television.

Melania has been in practical hiding since the interview aired, choosing to watch it without her husband at Mar-a-Lago. This is likely an ongoing issue that Melania has always had to deal with. Hell, it may even just be a known fact in their marriage; it is arranged after all.

When you marry someone for the amount of money they have, it is probably understood from the beginning that respect and love are not part of the deal. Trump needed a younger piece of arm candy, and Melania needed to piss in a golden toilet.

Let this be a lesson to all you young girls. Don’t let someone buy you. You will look like an idiot.