Trump’s Health Perfect, Except For All Those Military Medical Deferments

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Donald Trump’s doctor released the Republican candidate’s medical report this week which basically concludes that the hotel magnate can leap tall buildings in a single bound and is faster than a speeding bullet.

The Republican presidential frontrunner further vowed that his medical report “will show perfection.”

The 69-year-old candidate tweeted that his genes are ‘great.’

What we’re saying here is that Trump’s medical report is highly exaggerated. In fact, the hospital where Dr. Harold Bornstein works tweeted out a response essentially distancing itself from the report.

Bornstein concluded that “If elected, Mr. Trump … would be the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency.”

However, the billionaire candidate who attacked Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), a Navy veteran who spent years as a POW in Hanoi, saying, “I like people who weren’t captured,” avoided serving in the military due to health issues.

Trump is a draft dodger – but we’re using that term loosely since he broke no laws.

The Washington Post reported:

For the previous four years, Trump had avoided the draft — and the possibility of being sent to fight in the Vietnam War — by obtaining four separate deferments so he could study at Fordham University and the University of Pennsylvania…

The ledger does not detail why Trump failed the exam — the Selective Service destroyed all medical records and individual files after the draft ended in 1973 and the military converted to an all-volunteer force.

But according to Trump, he’s never even had the flu.

Mark Quincy Adams at Alan.com reports:

This October, Donald Trump went on the Opie and Jimmy radio program and went so far as to claim he has never even had the flu! Clearly, we are looking at a potential world leader with superhuman capabilities on par with the legendary Kim Jong-un of North Korea. (We can only imagine what would happen if the two of them met on a golf course!)

So how is it possible that someone so healthy, who was a star student athlete and who has never even had the flu suddenly had disqualifying medical issues when the Vietnam War rolled around? What bad luck bestowed our Donald that day when the military, so desperate to find young men to send into war, had to turn away someone so genetically and physically superior? Perhaps Trump can have Dr. Bornstein scribble us a little note about that medical mystery.

We’re talking about a Republican candidate who blasts Hillary Clinton over the email scandal that isn’t really a scandal, yet his health report from avoiding the draft multiple times has been destroyed.

Trump attributes his physical issues during the Vietnam War to ‘bone spurs.’

“If elected, the businessman would take office at the age of 70, making him the oldest person ever to ascend to the presidency,” Politico reported. “Over the course of his presidential campaign, Trump has said that he does not exercise or play sports regularly and that he eats whatever he wants – a diet heavy on bacon and steak.”

Trump, who is 16 months older than Hillary Clinton previously voiced concerns over her health, “You have a big health question. Will she be healthy?” he said in a 2013 interview. “You always have to think about health.”

That statement comes from a wealthy New Yorker who claimed to have health issues so bad that he avoided the draft four times. And yet, this man would send your children to war.

Has the hotel magnate had a psych evaluation? That result would be more interesting because he’s either a liar or he has never had a health issue just like everyone else in the world – even though he avoided serving in the military over health issues.

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