GOP Senator Trolls Trump Via Twitter, Asks About His ‘Many Affairs’

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Ben Sasse is a U.S. Senator from Nebraska. He’s not exactly a household name, but that may be about to change based on the things he posted on Twitter over the weekend.

Sasse apparently had some free time on his hands, so he took the social media podium and began tossing out some dandy questions for the Donald, along with some thoughts on the possibility of Trump being the GOP nominee. Here’s some of what he hit Trump with:

Keep in mind that Trump has bragged about his affairs and conquests, writing:

If I did [write about my love life], the world would take serious notice. Beautiful, famous, successful, married — I’ve had them all, secretly, the world’s biggest names.

Sasse also praised Trump with his tweets, posting these two:

Then Sasse began with some excellent questions which should be asked of Trump in the next debate. No, make that at every debate until he gets around to answering them:

Hmm…that is a very good question, but the reply from Trump is likely to be, Ben Sasse, yeah, he’s a loser. No one would ever vote for that guy again. 

Sasse was far from finished:

Question 4 was the one above about Trump’s affairs, but then Sasse fired off this:

Yep, gotta be Obama’s fault. I guess Obama encouraged Trump to run, too. Republicans are so damn predictable!

I think these are all fair questions from Senator Sasse, even though I disagree with his overall political philosophy. But if he thinks Trump will actually respond to them in any fashion that resembles a real answer, then he must also think that bears don’t crap in the woods.

They do, and Trump won’t.

As for the query on Trump’s affairs, I have a clip from the first debate that I want Senator Sasse to take a look at. In it, Trump is asked about the derogatory statements he has made about women over the years, calling them “fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals.” Has he suddenly changed his beliefs, or does he just say so out of political expediency?

Oh look, it’s a bear walking into a YMCA to use the toilet. Yeah, right!

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