TOO SOON? 12 Bundy Militia Easy Snack Memes You Don’t Want To Miss

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Laughter is the only way to deal with death. In the case of the Bungling Bundy occupation, when you see what easy snack choices they ordered in, you will at least smile. Guaranteed.

1. A bag of D**ks sounds far better than it tastes. It’s a cross between Soylent Green (if you don’t know what that is, check out the movie!) and chewing tobacco. But when you’re starving, it’s filling for a while.

Meme #1: Bag Of Dorks
Bag Of D**ks Meme. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

2. Y’all Qaeda & Chili is an interesting muncher. How did they ever accomplish it? These treats look like a Twinkie, but the filling is turkey-chili. The Bundy boys love them!

Meme: Snacks For Y'all Qaeda
Snacks For Y’all Qaeda & Chili. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

3. The Bundy Gang took over a bird sanctuary, but little did they know there would be live birds all over the place. Bird Sanctuary Pops are delightful little snacks, that are a cross between buffalo wings and Tootsie Pops. They come from one of old Grandma Bundy’s recipes. Once the birds’ geese were cooked, the men started eying the little frozen butterflies.

Meme: Patriots Be Like Snacks
Bird Sanctuary Pops. Image from Ifyouonlynews.com

4. Cartman! Who knew he stowed away with the Bundy brothers? And yes, he did bring along two month’s worth of Chicken Pot Pies. You would think these big, tough men could take away a kid’s pot pie and play catch with the frozen things over Cartman’s head. But no, the little guy had them all cowering in their boots! Literally.

Meme: Cartman Chicken Pot Pies
Cartman Chicken Pot Pies. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

5. The little-known Couch Dogs are a delightful mix of Kibbles and mystery meat chunks, served in a lovely pop-open pouch. This easy snack is perfect, because you can eat them on the couch and share them with your best friend.

Meme: Occupy Couch Snacks
Couch Dogs. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

6. GTFOO Angry Birds are a lot like gummy snakes, but they’re shaped like angry birds and peck you when you eat them. Only for the truly dedicated.

Meme: Angry Bird Snacks
GTFOO Angry Bird Snacks. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

7. Darth Vader’s Daddy’s Own are what he carries around in that voluminous cape. If you can get them away from him, and most cannot, you will find a striking combination of freeze-dried coffee grounds, poison berries, and yak cheese all coated with yogurt.

Meme: Darth Vader Disturbing Chips
Darth Vader Daddy’s Own. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

8. Then there are the Real Bundy Snacks designed and totally consumed by the penultimate couch potato, Al Bundy. We aren’t sure what they are exactly, except that we know they cause you to gain weight and lose your hair. Al isn’t sharing them.

Meme: The Real Bundy Snacks
The Real Bundy Snacks. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

9. Dining-In Chips & Dip is THE snack for the outdoorsman occupier, because it contains all of the food groups: sweet pickles, melted almost-cheese, and authentic cow chips.

Meme: Dining In Snacks
Dining In Chips & Dip. Image from ifyouonlynewscom

10. The Office Bottom Drawer Combo is a delicious combination of old cookie crumbs, smashed M&M’s, a squished birthday candle, a dead aspirin and something that looks disturbingly like antique white-out. Once you remove the candle wick, you can use it to floss!

Meme: Office Bottom Drawer Medely
Office Bottom Drawer Combo. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

11. Blues Brothers are so cool they are sending Blues Brother’s Blue Things to the Bundy bunch. There is blue ice-cream that never melts, blue toadstools, and Windex. You may not get full, but you’ll get a great chemical high.

MEME: Blues Brothers Blue Things
The Blues Brothers Blue Things. Image from ifyouonlynews.com.

12. Last but not least, there are the Donner Party Snacks. The Donners left as soon as they realized the Bundy Gang was in trouble. It may take a while, and they will eat your easy snack pack and each other, but when they get there, you learn about the new white meat.

Meme: Donner Party Snacks

Donner Party Chips. Image from ifyouonlynews.com

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