Well, poor Donald Trump has not had a great week. First, he’s proven to be a liar and a back peddlar, and then he stumbles into a fight with The Pope. You’d have to think that somebody like the Pope, God’s supposed mouthpiece on Earth and notoriously nice guy would be pretty hard to coax into a fight. Luckily for us, Donald Trump exists, and Donald Trump can pick a fight with just about anyone on Earth. Presumably, he picked The Pope because Ghandi and Mother Theresa are dead and unavailable.
As for The Pope, well he’s got other things on his mind, like the accusations of child abuse against his advisor George Pell, so it’s understandable that his guard would be down and he’d be a little irritable. How did this beef happen then? Well The Pope had the audacity to question The Donald’s Christianity by saying:
“A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian,”
Seems reasonable to me. Though, as Donald is a known liar, a supporter or war and has a habit of doing and saying whatever it takes to gain more power and influence, he sounds exactly like a Christian to me. You can check out the video below:
This isn’t the first time Trump’s faith has been called into question. The time he completely messed up a biblical reference at an evangelical school is probably still etched in his memory. Things have gotten a little worse for Trump since then. The New York Daily News have released a few anti Trump covers in their time, but this one seems a little inflammatory even for them.
Yeah, that’s Anti-Christ Donald Trump surrounded by flames, looking menacing and evil. To be honest, it’s not a bad look for Trump, the red sort of suits him. Never let it be said that Donald Trump backs down from a fight though, and he threw a right hook at the pontif with this statement:
“If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president because this would not have happened.”
Yeah, Pope. Wait till Isis come knocking on your door and see just how much The Donald cares. It’s a strange statement, threatening the leader of the Catholic church with Islamic Extremism, especially when most of your campaign has revolved around kicking those same extremists asses. So, Anti-Christ or no, it takes a certain type of person to take on The Pope. We should all be thankful then that we have Donald Trump to fight these battles for us. So far, neither Jesus or God have weighed in on this fight, but we can be sure that if and when they do, The Donald will be ready for them.