Christian Website To Wives: FAKE ORGASMS Because ‘Lying Is Not Always Wrong In God’s Eyes’

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One Christian website is offering a unique perspective on why a woman should fake orgasm for her husband during sex, regardless of whether or not she feels like having sex.

The writer, a man, named Larry Solomon, tells women not to worry about being dishonest to their partners because:

“Lying is not always wrong in God’s eyes, in the same way that killing is not always wrong. So, if lying is not always wrong, should a woman ‘fake it’ with her husband? The answer is YES.

You see ladies, Soloman believes that even if you “are not genuinely feeling sexual pleasure from your husband, you should fake it!”

He argues that women need to learn how to find their inner sex doll and become the porn fantasy their husbands jerk off to on the internet. He says:

“You need to cultivate a love of the touch and taste of your husband’s penis. […] If you reject your husband’s penis or his semen as gross you are in essence rejecting your husband.”

He says that wives should not be selfish when it comes to expecting their husbands to make them reach an orgasm. He states:

“Also ladies you have to be realistic about orgasms. It is a fact verified by multiple sex studies over several decades. Most women rarely have orgasms through vaginal intercourse.”

Soloman believes that it’s not good enough for women to have sex when they don’t want to, they must also know how to pretend to enjoy their husband’s friendly violations as well.

“You might feel as a wife ‘But I gave him sex when he wanted it!’, but if he feels that you were displeased during sex you may have given him a physical release, but you just added a psychological load to his mind. You can literally ruin your husband’s day by giving him sex but making him feel like a horrible lover, or that you did not desire him in bed.”

Now ladies, if you’re having a difficult time getting into your geisha character, Soloman has some helpful advice for husbands.

“Focus your eyes on her body, not her face. Focus on the visual pleasure you receive from looking at her body and physical pleasure you receive from being inside your wife.”I know you love your wife, most men love their wives. But sin is ugly. Your beautiful bride’s face becomes ugly during this sinful time that she is grudgingly giving you sex as she grimaces wanting you to ‘just hurry up and get it over with’.”

Wax on, wax off, wax on, then wax him off. See ladies? It’s easy!

Soloman isn’t just some perverted neo-con “Christian” internet troll, he’s quite an accomplish author. His articles deal with matters of the heart using such profound titles as “You don’t pay for the milk when you own the cow!“, “Loving Through The Pain,” “How a husband can enjoy sex that is grudgingly given by his wife” and “Should a Christian husband make his wife submit?

And ladies, take comfort in the fact that there are two common sense exceptions to his “fake orgasm” rule. If your husband wants “rough and mean” sex or if “the pain is abnormal” during intercourse, at that point it’s okay to say “maybe later hunny bear.”

But if you only experience “normal pain,” however, is entirely reasonable, even if it’s chronic pain:

“If you experience regular and chronic pain, you may need to sacrifice some comfort for this short period when sex occurs to meet the needs of your husband and your marriage. Some women actually get a short reprieve from their chronic pain if they have an orgasm.”

So if you have a broken bone or suffer from chronic painful ovarian cysts, learn to set aside your selfish “pain” and make sure your more important half can release his man-juice before he pounds his chest over you like the big man he deserves to think he is. After all, isn’t that what love is really all about?

Now here’s a video from YouTube‘s Laci Green that will allow you to start scrubbing your brain clean of Solomon’s bullshit.

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