OIt’s morning in Republican America, and it’s not pretty. Especially when you wake up to the deranged rants of ex-KKK leader David Duke in your Twitter feed.
In the wee hours of the morning while those of us who weren’t throwing up or slashing their wrists slept, the white supremacist and former Louisiana state rep. and Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan tweeted his triumph at Donald Trump’s victory and laid bare his racist hate for the world to see.
Ex-KKK leader David Duke’s 15 MOST INSANE Trump victory tweets.
(1) Take America back from whom?
(2) And here’s Donald Trump standing on a tank, even though he never served in the military due to his white privilege and his “heel spurs.”
(3) When David Duke gleefully declares how much he loves “hearing this traitor cry” and howls “#LockHerUp” is he talking about Hillary Clinton or Rachel Maddow?
(4) Who said the South would never rise again?
(5) God bless the president-elect, his fellow accused rapist Julian Assange, AND Wikileaks, because FREEDUMBS!
(6) And screw all those Hollywood celebrities who endorsed Hillary Clinton. David Duke can’t wait for them to move to Canada . . . Alas, for the rest of us, most of us are stuck here in our soon-to-be third world country.
(7) As for Donald Trump’s surprisingly gracious, presidential, and totally-not-racist acceptance speech, this ardent white supremacist tells his Twitter followers not to worry. When he assumes office, the real Mein Trumpf will rear his ugly head . . . And even that eagle swooping overhead won’t dare attack him or snatch his toupée
(8) Clearly, David Duke believes the demise of Hillary Clinton’s campaign was well worth losing his own long-shot race for the U.S. Senate.
(9) David Duke rightly notes that Mein Trumpf is a divider, not a uniter.
(10) Make no mistake: When David Duke and his fellow Republicans speak of “parasites,” they’re talking about blacks, Muslim immigrants, refugees, Hispanics, and unwed mothers.
(11) And now, this vile hateful racist wants his alleged “outsider” candidate to destroy everything. Huffington Post, Salon, MSNBC, and even Fox must go . . . But the alt-right Breitbart‘s apparently just fine with him.
(12) Thanks to Donald Trump and all the mean racists and deluded ex-factory workers, Hillary’s #HonkeyCaust will never happen.
(13) As for those sad Millennial voters, David Duke revels in the taste of their bitter tears as they mourn the bright future U.S. voters just threw away.
(14) At least David Duke didn’t call it the “Jew York Times”. . . In Republican America, we need to thank God for small favors.
(15) Just what we need . . . More right-wing Supreme Court justices. #ThanksObama.
Featured image: William Thomas Cain via Getty Images (with David Duke’s tweets).