White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has been away from his podium the past few days, and what a week to be away.

On Tuesday, after President Trump fired former FBI Director James Comey, Deputy Press Secretary Sara Huckabee Sanders stood in for Spicer and addressed a very confused room of reporters.

According to the Associated Press, Spicer is away on Navy Reserve Duty for monthly service. But it seems the American people miss Spicer a lot more than they thought they would, and President Trump is aware of this.

In fact, he took to Twitter to address the job his surrogates are doing:

‘As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!….’

As a very active President with lots of things happening, it is not possible for my surrogates to stand at podium with perfect accuracy!….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017

Of course not — that would just be way too much to ask. Just like we can’t ask Trump to be a legitimate president.

Then, like a child, he went on to threaten to cancel all future press briefings:

‘…Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future “press briefings” and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???’

…Maybe the best thing to do would be to cancel all future "press briefings" and hand out written responses for the sake of accuracy???

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 12, 2017

Or, you know, get your sh*t together and actually tell the truth?

Crazy thought, right?

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