President Donald Trump was busy Monday evening as he took to Twitter and went on a Trump Tweet Tirade that saw the posting of four long tweets that covered a multitude of issues within just one hour.
To begin with, Trump went off on a tangent that revolved around the issue of the dirty bad hombres who are knock knock knockin’ on our border’s door. You know you sang it as you read it.
In the first tweet, he tweeted:
‘The migrant “caravan” that is openly defying our border shows how weak & ineffective U.S. immigration laws are. Yet Democrats like Jon Tester continue to support the open borders agenda – Tester even voted to protect Sanctuary Cities. We need lawmakers who will put America First.’
Tester is, of course, the senator for Montana and is running for re-election in 2018. Expect many more attacks from Trump on Tester in the coming months.
Trump’s attention then turned to this week’s signification as Small Business Week. His attention span resembles that on a squirrel all jacked up on tweak-sauce made by Walter White.
Trump talked about how America was celebrating the hard-working small business owners.
‘During Small Business Week, we celebrate the great, hard-working entrepreneurs across our country who have started and operate a small business!’
Within a matter of 10 minutes, Trump’s attention was off and focused on his most favorite thing to tweet about – the fake news media. He tweeted:
‘The Fake News is going crazy making up false stories and using only unnamed sources (who don’t exist). They are totally unhinged, and the great success of this Administration is making them do and say things that even they can’t believe they are saying. Truly bad people!’
Let’s just stop for a moment. Unnamed sources from within the White House are leaking information. They very much exist. The last thing Trump needs to do is throw around the word “unhinged” because at the very least that’s what HE is.
Furthermore, the “great success of this Administration” is not making the press do jack. That’s not how free speech works. The government does not make the press do anything except report the facts that the Trump administration is lead by an angry creamsicle. Calm your Cheeto butt down Comrade Cheetolino.
Last, but not least, Trump had to then talk about just how well the White House was running. He said it was running with “great Energy and unending Stamina.” He, of course, used his favorite word “witch hunt.”
‘The White House is running very smoothly despite phony Witch Hunts etc. There is great Energy and unending Stamina, both necessary to get things done. We are accomplishing the unthinkable and setting positive records while doing so! Fake News is going “bonkers!”‘
Can someone please explain what “unending stamina” is? Furthermore, the only record Mango Mussolini has set is the record for sexual harassment complaints.
Twitter users responded to Trump’s tweetfest. You can check out their responses below.
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