Ted Cruz Tried Growing A Beard Over The Holidays – Looks Like A Burn Victim (IMAGES)


No one likes Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX). His college roommate could not stand the man. Even though he became a master debater during his years at Princeton and Harvard, he was not liked. Maybe it had something to do with him refusing to study with anyone at Harvard who had not come from an Ivy League school. Then, there is the creep factor. Unfortunately, Cruz has made it worse — although no one though that was possible.

In an all-time favorite quip, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) had this to say about his Senate colleague, according to CNN:

‘If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.’

A reporter for POLITICO, Joe Perticone, stumbled upon this photo that increased Cruz’s creep factor 13 times over. Perticone wrote on his Twitter page:

‘Ted Cruz grew a beard over Thanksgiving!’

Unfortunately, it was true. While many men look better in a beard, Cruz’s attempt rated him an F- on the attractive-beard scale. Now, beards have their advantages. They hide a weak chin or a double or triple chin. Some men trade clean shaven for distinguished.

Sadly, the Texas senator did not score in any of the above. The Twitter responses were hilarious. Although there are too many great ones to fit in one article, here are are some budding comedians’ funniest lines:

‘Even his beard is trying to run away from that face.’

‘He’s just shedding.’

‘That’s a facial combover.

‘Too bad he didn’t grow a shred of decency.’

Check out these rest of these beauties below:

Featured image is a screenshot via YouTube.