Trump Jolts Awake, Flies Into ALL CAPS Monday AM Whine Like Drunk Uncle

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Donald Trump has returned from the G20 Summit in Argentina. We saw Russia’s Vladimir Putin and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman do the tyrant’s version of a high-five as Donald Trump sat alone at the table, sulking. Now, POTUS is tweeting everything he can think of to try to divert from the summit, but more importantly, from Robert Mueller’s investigation as it heats us to beyond hot.

Trump tweeted:

‘We would save Billions of Dollars if the Democrats would give us the votes to build the Wall. Either way, people will NOT be allowed into our Country illegally! We will close the entire Southern Border if necessary. Also, STOP THE DRUGS!’

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Special Counsel Mueller has been looking into the Russian attack on the 2016 presidential elections and Trump’s alleged conspiracy with the Russians to achieve the top office in the land. The president’s former fixer and private attorney has been spilling everything in 70 hours in the hot seat. and that does not include meetings with other agencies.

It would have taken so little for the president to keep Cohen under his wing and still loyal enough to “take a bullet” for him. The self-described fixer wanted to go with Trump to Washington, D.C., but POTUS rebuffed him. On the contrary, Trump appeared to go the other way, antagonizing his former attorney.

The man sitting in the Oval Office has been trying to tweet the nation into diversion. This time he tried it with his imaginary border wall, hateful immigration language, and fictitious drug-infested refugees. He hoped to turn the country’s eyes from the Trump family’s sordid activities to an illusion.

Cohen decided to go patriotic, and although he was not the first to do so at great sacrifice to himself, ironically, he showed the country what patriotism looks like. (Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testified against SCOTUS justice Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly sexually assaulting her in her version of patriotism.)

Twitter world went nuts. Check out some of our favorites below:

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