Trump Jolts Awake From Mueller Nightmare, Tweets Hilarious Spelling Error

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Donald Trump is upset. He is so distraught about Special Counsel Robert Mueller closing in on him with the Russia-Conspiracy investigation that he decided to take up the current-day equivalent of basket weaving. He has taken up “smocking” — at least that is what he said.

In his angry morning tweets, the president said that the Democrats “can’t find a Smocking Gun.” Is that some kind of craft tool? Oh wait, it is a typo in a furious tweet:

‘“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun…No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,.’

‘it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me). Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!’

It has been hard to imagine how the Trumpster can maintain such a high level of anger. Then, experts began to explain that anger affects the brain the same way as pleasure. This tweet did not sound like typical Trump anger, though.

Instead, it sounded like a man who was both afraid and cornered. Somehow, he believed that if he blamed his enemy, the Democrats, that would help. Of course, the Mueller team is neither party. However, if a person dug deeply enough, the team probably leans heavily to the Republican side of things.

POTUS tried to tweet-explain that his own, longtime personal attorney and fixer handled the “transaction.” That is, if a person believed paying off an adult entertainer over $100,000 in hush money was a transaction.

Trump tried to blame everyone: the Democrats, his personal attorney Michael Cohen, former FBI director James Comey, even President Barack Obama. Unfortunately for the president, his typo-filled tweet only made him look desperate.

Featured image is a screenshot via YouTube.

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