You can always tell when Donald Trump is extremely upset. Most of his tweets have typos. But, you see a lot more of them when he’s upset. Plus, his logic goes around and around in circles. These are more extreme than usual.
Here, POTUS claimed Michael Cohen just went out on his own and broke the law for fun. Any topics related to the president were strictly “nothing wrong,” “not criminal,” and simply Cohen trying to “embarrass the president.” Can you find the typo of the day?
‘I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called “advice of counsel,” and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made. That is why they get paid. Despite that many campaign finance lawyers have strongly……’
‘….stated that I did nothing wrong with respect to campaign finance laws, if they even apply, because this was not campaign finance. Cohen was guilty on many charges unrelated to me, but he plead to two campaign charges which were not criminal and of which he probably was not…’
‘….guilty even on a civil basis (sic). Those charges were just agreed to by him in order to embarrass the president and get a much reduced prison sentence, which he did-including the fact that his family was temporarily let off the hook. As a lawyer, Michael has great liability to me!’
The translation of Trump speak would go something like this:
‘Michael Cohen decided to commit a crime for fun that was not a crime. I paid him to not think unless we got caught breaking the law. Cohen’s crimes were personal to him. He pled guilty to two crimes that were not crimes just to embarrass me and get a teeny tiny prison sentence. His only crime was being loyal to me, and that got him three years in the clink. I call you next in the middle of the night.’
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