Reporters Catch Trump Lying About Working From The Oval Office

Donald Trump is missing. He said he was in the Oval Office, but he was not. He wanted to be at his New Year’s Eve party at his club down in Florida, Mar-a-Lago, but he did not go. He wanted people to believe that he was working while the Democrats were all on vacation, such as incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, who has been in Hawaii. That was not true, either.

The reason we know Trump was not in the Oval Office, was that reporters found no guard outside of the door. Since the guard was gone, the president was somewhere else. POTUS tweeted:

‘I’m in the Oval Office. Democrats, come back from vacation now and give us the votes necessary for Border Security, including the Wall. You voted yes in 2006 and 2013. One more yes, but with me in office, I’ll get it built, and Fast!’

Playboy Political Analyst Brian Karem was the journalist who discovered the marine missing from the Oval Office post. He tweeted:

‘POTUS tweet minutes ago claimed he was in the Oval Office. No marine there so that’s another lie.’

We know that Trump had a meal with Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), because the senator came out and told the reporters he had done so. That accounted for two hours. POTUS could be in the gym — or not. He could be wandering the halls in his bathrobe — or not.

The president could be in his residence. Given his fondness for watching television in bed while eating fast food, that just might be where he is located, unless there was a secret tunnel taking him to parts unknown.