Trump Screams Crude New Year Greeting In ALL CAPS Like An Old Drunk

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The biggest surprise of the new year, thus far, occurred when Donald Trump recommended Dr. Sebastian Gorka’s book. Who knew that the sitting president read anything let alone a book about fighting? Ironically, POTUS then yelled at the entire nation.

He tweeted his Happy New Year’s wish in all caps. Surely, the Twitter king understands that caps mean yelling:

‘Dr. Sebastian Gorka, a very good and talented guy, has a great new book just out, “Why We Fight.” Lots of insight – Enjoy!’

Trump’s wish for a happy new year included all Americans.. Unfortunately, he called out “the haters and the fake news media.” The president even admitted to having a rare disease: the Trump Derangement Syndrome. Of course, he meant anyone who disagreed with him. However, he may have just figured out what was wrong with himself.

‘HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!’

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Gorka’s book Why We Fight caught Trump’s attention. Perhaps, he wanted people to believe he was all snuggled up in bed with his former deputy assistant’s words while the rest of the word was partying. That was hard to believe.

The author worked in 45’s White House for seven months, even though he was a Hungarian fugitive wanted on a weapons charge. Maybe, Gorka’s book title was a misprint. Maybe, it should have read Why We Flight.

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