Trump Flops Awake, Gets Online, & Tweets Sunday Morning Gibberish To America

Who are you, and what have you done with Donald Trump? The president said the special counsel Robert Mueller’s report was “a hoax” and “a witch hunt” done by the “deep state” as a “threat to democracy.” Twill around until everyone is dizzy, and all of a sudden POTUS likes the Mueller’s report so much that he is something he rarely is — happy. See what we mean.

Instead of a body double for First Lady Melania Trump, maybe there is a body double for the man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office. Although the report has not been released or even the summary of it, Trump has been all smiles in his tweets. Maybe his Attorney General William Bass slipped him an early cheat sheet. Maybe Bass cut Mueller’s investigation short, or maybe the president has just continued being delusional. He tweeted:

‘Good Morning, Have A Great Day!’

Trump sounded like he was dancing on the coffee table in his private quarters. Still too happy to be the real Donald Trump, he tweeted:

This cheerful man seemed to believe that he, his family, and his business were all off of the hook for Russian collusion, which is not the legal term. Mueller’s assignment was to investigate Russia’s attack on the U.S. presidential election, which has not been disputed by the U.S. intelligence community. Mueller also was tasked with investigating the Trump campaign’s conspiracy, which is the legal term, with Moscow. Surely, that was nothing to be happy about either.

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