Donald Trump is tap dancing as fast as he can, trying to seduce his people into turning away from what he knows will be in the real Mueller report and guiding them into the fantasy White House. POTUS famously told a thin crowd of Veterans of the Foreign War (VFW) conference attendees “don’t believe what you’re reading and seeing, believe me.” The president smeared the morning with his rash of tweets, trying to move them from the cold truth to his cotton candy beliefs.
He started off the morning with the illusion that there was a job for everyone and a chicken in every pot. He tells people the country is not hemorrhaging good jobs, “car companies are pouring back into Michigan:”
‘Will be heading to Grand Rapids, Michigan, tonight for a Big Rally. Will be talking about the many exciting things that are happening to our Country, but also the car companies, & others, that are pouring back into Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, North & South Carolina & all over!’
In his budget, Trump zeroed out all money for the Special Olympics and cut $745 billion from Medicare insurance, the guaranteed health care program for seniors and people with disabilities. The president shouted loudly to drown out the truth. Do not believe the “Fake News.” They have “ZERO” credibility. Interesting choice of words:
‘The Fake News Media is going Crazy! They are suffering a major “breakdown,” have ZERO credibility or respect, & must be thinking about going legit. I have learned to live with Fake News, which has never been more corrupt than it is right now. Someday, I will tell you the secret!’
Trump told his people to look away after he slow-walked aid to American citizens in Puerto Rico, which was ravaged by Hurricane Maria, killing more people than 9/11. No, looky over here at 45’s imaginary memorial border wall holding back the hordes of pretend bad people:
‘Mexico is doing NOTHING to help stop the flow of illegal immigrants to our Country. They are all talk and no action. Likewise, Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador have taken our money for years, and do Nothing. The Dems don’t care, such BAD laws. May close the Southern Border!’
The loudest racist in the country, the one who has demeaned the FBI for two years nonstop tried to turn voters’ heads from his failings. Instead, he said that he would send in his “FBI & DOJ to review” the Jussie Smollett case:
‘FBI & DOJ to review the outrageous Jussie Smollett case in Chicago. It is an embarrassment to our Nation!’
The commander-in-chief stepped his one-month-old Attorney General William Barr’s four-page public relations take on the Mueller report and flew on it all the way to the second floor of his pretend castle. He accused the Chair of the House Intelligence committee Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) “knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking.” Instead, Schiff has been doing the job that Trump’s lackey Representative Devin Nunes (R-CA) refused to do for two solid years:
‘Congressman Adam Schiff, who spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking, should be forced to resign from Congress!’
The man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office attacked MSNBC’s Morning Joe show for being “Fake News.” Co-host Joe Scarborough went through the president’s shortfalls, and Trump was enraged:
‘Wow, ratings for “Morning Joe,” which were really bad in the first place, just “tanked” with the release of the Mueller Report. Likewise, other shows on MSNBC and CNN have gone down by as much as 50%. Just shows, Fake News never wins!’
Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner has been meeting with his good friend the Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the man who ordered a Washington Post columnist tortured, strangled, and dismembered. No mention in the tweets of that or Trump and Kushner trying to sneak-sell sensitive U.S. nuclear technology to the crown prince of Arabia. Rather, POTUS pointed at “world (oil) markets are fragile…too high:”
‘Very important that OPEC increase the flow of Oil. World Markets are fragile, price of Oil getting too high. Thank you!’
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