Trump Wakes Up & Suffers 5-Tweet Easter Sunday Mental Collapse


Donald Trump said that if there was one word that described his life it would be “revenge.” He has already directed his Roy Cohenesque Attorney, General William Barr, to set up a panel to investigate his investigators. That means POTUS is after members of his own intelligence community, because he claimed they began the Mueller investigation illegally. On this Easter holiday, Trump is enraged.

Of course, his first tweets must have been pre-prepared by staff members. They reflected what a normal president would have done on this holiday, say “Happy Easter:”

‘Happy Easter! I have never been happier or more content because your Country is doing so well, with an Economy that is the talk of the World and may be stronger than it has ever been before. Have a great day!’

The second tweet did not sound as if it came from this president either, a man who has not expressed empathy since he took office. It said “heartfelt condolences” to “the great people of Sri Lanka” after the terrorist attack:

‘138 people have been killed in Sri Lanka, with more that 600 badly injured, in a terrorist attack on churches and hotels. The United States offers heartfelt condolences to the great people of Sri Lanka. We stand ready to help!’

Then, the real commander-in-chief raised his angry head and spoke in the third person. He tweeted that his enemies, the media and Democrats, owed “Trump an apology:”

‘Do you believe this? The New York Times Op-Ed: MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS OWE TRUMP AN APOLOGY. Well, they got that one right!’

After that, POTUS created a whole new category of enemies “the Trump haters.” He called the results a total “hit job:”

‘The Trump Haters and Angry Democrats who wrote the Mueller Report were devastated by the No Collusion finding! Nothing but a total “hit job” which should never have been allowed to start in the first place!’

Trump says House investigations “waste time:”

‘Despite No Collusion, No Obstruction, The Radical Left Democrats do not want to go on to Legislate for the good of the people, but only to Investigate and waste time. This is costing our Country greatly, and will cost the Dems big time in 2020!’

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