Trump Goes Bonkers & Has Insecure Multi-Tweet Wednesday Meltdown

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Donald Trump is running scared, and it makes him furious. The commander-in-chief’s Roy Cohnesque attorney general William Barr has fallen into the web of lies of his own making. The Washington Post just reported that the AG overthrew the Mueller report’s findings. Now, the AG has to face Congress’ ire. POTUS can only hope that the man he hand-picked to protect him will be slick enough. The president has started throwing Twitter grenades.

No surprise, Trump tried to convince voters that the firefighters all agreed with him: he was “the greatest president ever:”

‘I CANNOT WAIT TO VOTE FOR THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.’

POTUS could not wait to defend himself against the results of the Mueller report by quoting a senator:

‘”THE DEMOCRATS CAN’T COME TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT THAT THERE WAS NO COLLUSION, THERE WAS NO CONSPIRACY, THERE WAS NO OBSTRUCTION. WHAT WE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON IS WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON IN OUR GOVERNMENT, AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF THE FBI….” SENATOR JOSH HAWLEY’

The “greatest president ever,” according to Trump, will handle magnificent, historical acts for America:

‘I AM OVERRIDING THE DECOMMISSION ORDER OF THE MAGNIFICENT AIRCRAFT CARRIER HARRY S. TRUMAN, BUILT IN 1998 (FAIRLY NEW), AND CONSIDERED ONE OF THE LARGEST AND FINEST IN THE WORLD. IT WILL BE UPDATED AT A FRACTION OF THE COST OF A NEW ONE (WHICH ALSO ARE BEING BUILT)!’

Do not believe Trump, he says, believe the polls. According to the commander-in-chief, he has improved over half of the country’s “financial situation.” Of course, people lie to polls:

‘GALLUP POLL: 56% OF AMERICANS RATE THEIR FINANCIAL SITUATION AS EXCELLENT OR GOOD. THIS IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER SINCE 2002, AND UP 10 POINTS SINCE 2016.’

If those tactics did not do the trick, the man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office played the victim to “vicious personal attacks:”

‘“NO PRESIDENT IN HISTORY HAS ENDURED SUCH VICIOUS PERSONAL ATTACKS BY POLITICAL OPPONENTS. STILL, THE PRESIDENT’S RECORD IS UNPARALLELED.” @LOUDOBBS’

Then, the president teased the public with hints of military action in Venezuela:

‘IF CUBAN TROOPS AND MILITIA DO NOT IMMEDIATELY CEASE MILITARY AND OTHER OPERATIONS FOR THE PURPOSE OF CAUSING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION TO THE CONSTITUTION OF VENEZUELA, A FULL AND COMPLETE….’

When all else failed, Trump ran back to his wall along the southern U.S. border. He forgot that he was not anointed king, instead of a co-equal branch of the government as he tried to force the Democrats to “change the immigration laws:”

‘CONGRESS MUST CHANGE THE IMMIGRATION LAWS NOW, DEMS WON’T ACT. WALL IS BEING BUILT – 400 MILES BY END OF NEXT YEAR. MEXICO MUST STOP THE MARCH TO BORDER! M

If a person tried to find an instance where Trump took credit for any mistake, it would be an endless search. The president decided his Russian problem was all President Barack Obama’s fault:

‘WHY DIDN’T PRESIDENT OBAMA DO SOMETHING ABOUT RUSSIA IN SEPTEMBER (BEFORE NOVEMBER ELECTION) WHEN TOLD BY THE FBI? HE DID NOTHING, AND HAD NO INTENTION OF DOING ANYTHING!’

Twitter world went nuts. Check some of our favorites below: