Trump Spazzes Out Of Bed For Bizarre Pre-Dawn Freakout


Donald Trump likes to play the victim. He tries to bully people, but should they stand up to him, POTUS calls them his enemy. Then, he does the equivalent of “Mommy,  they’re being mean to me.” He must have been a tough child to raise. No wonder his parents sent him off to military school, which was often the last desperate means in his era for parents to try to handle an out-of-control child.

He worked himself up to a tantrum in front of the most powerful woman in the U.S. The president’s actions were so erratic that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi came away saying that she would pray for Donald Trump and pray for the United States. Even though Trump ran to a press briefing immediately after and announced he would not govern until the Dems quit investigating him, he blamed the other party for halting government:

‘The Democrats are getting nothing done in Congress. All of their effort is about a Re-Do of the Mueller Report, which didn’t turn out the way they wanted. It is not possible for them to investigate and legislate at the same time. Their heart is not into Infrastructure, lower…..’

That was a bold attempt to blame Pelosi’s party for all that he could not accomplish:

‘….drug prices, pre-existing conditions and our great Vets. All they are geared up to do, six committees, is squander time, day after day, trying to find anything which will be bad for me. A pure fishing expedition like this never happened before, & it should never happen again!’

Then, POTUS tweet-yelled that the Democrats were “THE DO NOTHING PARTY:”

‘The Democrats have become known as THE DO NOTHING PARTY!’

As Trump watched his morning TV shows, he saw them compliment his former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson for his open testimony. The commander-in-chief was unable to let it flow off of his back and had to throw rocks at Tillerson:

‘Rex Tillerson, a man who is “dumb as a rock” and totally ill prepared and ill equipped to be Secretary of State, made up a story (he got fired) that I was out-prepared by Vladimir Putin at a meeting in Hamburg, Germany. I don’t think Putin would agree. Look how the U.S. is doing!’

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