Trump Flops Awake & Spazzes Into 4th Of July Insecure Mental Breakdown


The president wants to wish everyone Donald Trump’s Salute to America Day, formerly known as the 4th of July. What happened to Independence Day? Oh, POTUS stole the 4th of July. He extends his wishes to all of his top Republican donors and loyal Republican legislators in the VIP section. Then, he sends his wishes to everyone who voted for him in the 2016 presidential election. The rest of the country can go to hell. Then, this happened.

The Donald woke as excited as a little boy on Christmas morning. This was the day he was finally going to get to play with his tanks, fighter jets, and toy soldiers. Yet first, he had to talk about bucking the Supreme Court’s ruling against him. No one has ever told him no and made it stick. This was the ruling where he wanted to put a question on the 2020 Census about citizenship. It was designed to quash the people of color’s votes and bring the Republicans into a win. He tweeted:

‘So important for our Country that the very simple and basic “Are you a Citizen of the United States?” question be allowed to be asked in the 2020 Census. Department of Commerce and the Department of Justice are working very hard on this, even on the 4th of July!’

Then, it was off to his new holiday, a Trump rally x 100 with extensive fireworks. Maybe, he will even be wearing a one-of-a-kind faux military uniform to address his military:


The commander-in-chief loves his parades, like the ones his good friends North Korea’s Kim Jong Un and Russia’s Vladimir Putin had:

‘People are coming from far and wide to join us today and tonight for what is turning out to be one of the biggest celebrations in the history of our Country, SALUTE TO AMERICA, an all day (sic) event at the Lincoln Memorial, culminating with large scale flyovers of the most modern…..’

The president of these United States cannot wait to see his “advanced aircraft:”

‘….and advanced aircraft anywhere in the World. Perhaps even Aircraft One will do a low & loud sprint over the crowd. That will start at 6:00P.M., but be there early. Then, at 9:00 P.M., a great (to put it mildly) fireworks display. I will speak on behalf of our great Country!’

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