Trump Goes Berserk During Thursday Twitter Meltdown

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This morning, Donald Trump leaned down, tilted his head, and all of his brain matter spilled out onto Twitter. Apparently, he does not realize that almost a dozen tweets expose his nervousness about the upcoming Robert Mueller III testimony before Congress next week. They show that he is gnawing ever faster on the fourth pillar of society — the media. If people believe what the media’s investigative reporters expose about the child prison camps at the border, a huge segment of society will be shocked at him treating them like animals. The border guards throw food at them, molest them, and take their mats away. The children sleep on cold floors. Plus, Trump’s attorney’s fight to deny them even a toothbrush.

Trump started off with an announcement of a big Census party:

‘THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE HOSTING A VERY BIG AND VERY IMPORTANT SOCIAL MEDIA SUMMIT TODAY. WOULD I HAVE BECOME PRESIDENT WITHOUT SOCIAL MEDIA? YES (PROBABLY)! AT ITS CONCLUSION, WE WILL ALL GO TO THE BEAUTIFUL ROSE GARDEN FOR A NEWS CONFERENCE ON THE CENSUS AND CITIZENSHIP.’

This begins his attack on the media:

‘A BIG SUBJECT TODAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL MEDIA SUMMIT WILL BE THE TREMENDOUS DISHONESTY, BIAS, DISCRIMINATION AND SUPPRESSION PRACTICED BY CERTAIN COMPANIES. WE WILL NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT MUCH LONGER. THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WILL ALSO BE THERE, BUT FOR A LIMITED PERIOD..’

More about “the fake news:”

‘….THE FAKE NEWS IS NOT AS IMPORTANT, OR AS POWERFUL, AS SOCIAL MEDIA. THEY HAVE LOST TREMENDOUS CREDIBILITY SINCE THAT DAY IN NOVEMBER, 2016, THAT I CAME DOWN THE ESCALATOR WITH THE PERSON WHO WAS TO BECOME YOUR FUTURE FIRST LADY. WHEN I ULTIMATELY LEAVE OFFICE IN SIX……’

Listen when POTUS says he will stay 14 years, because he says it often:

….YEARS, OR MAYBE 10 OR 14 (JUST KIDDING), THEY WILL QUICKLY GO OUT OF BUSINESS FOR LACK OF CREDIBILITY, OR APPROVAL, FROM THE PUBLIC. THAT’S WHY THEY WILL ALL BE ENDORSING ME AT SOME POINT, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. COULD YOU IMAGINE HAVING SLEEPY JOE BIDEN, OR @ALFREDENEUMAN99,..’

Then, he showed his deep dislike of women:

‘…OR A VERY NERVOUS AND SKINNY VERSION OF POCAHONTAS (1000/24TH), AS YOUR PRESIDENT, RATHER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE NOW, SO GREAT LOOKING AND SMART, A TRUE STABLE GENIUS! SORRY TO SAY THAT EVEN SOCIAL MEDIA WOULD BE DRIVEN OUT OF BUSINESS ALONG WITH, AND FINALLY, THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!’

The man who hangs out with dictators threw out the Pledge of Allegiance:

‘THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO OUR GREAT COUNTRY, IN ST. LOUIS PARK, MINNESOTA, IS UNDER SIEGE. THAT IS WHY I AM GOING TO WIN THE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA IN THE 2020 ELECTION. PEOPLE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THIS STUPIDITY AND DISLOYALTY TO OUR WONDERFUL USA!’

Then, he showed us fake job numbers:

‘NEARLY ONE MILLION MORE BLACKS AND TWO MILLION MORE HISPANICS ARE EMPLOYED THAN WHEN BARRACK OBAMA LEFT OFFICE, AND MINORITIES ACCOUNT FOR MORE THAN HALF OF ALL NEW JOBS CREATED DURING THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY. UNEMPLOYMENT AMONG BLACK WOMEN HAS HOVERED NEAR 5% FOR THE LAST SIX…..1.2K 3.3K 12.9K’

He continued the lies:

….MONTHS, THE LOWEST SINCE 1972.” THE WALL STREET JOURNAL EDITORIAL BOARD, A TALE OF TWO ECONOMIES.

If his bragging was not enough, he quoted someone doing it, too:

‘ROBERT JOHNSON, B.E.T. “I GIVE THE PRESIDENT A LOT OF CREDIT FOR MOVING THE ECONOMY IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION THAT’S BENEFITING A LARGE NUMBER OF AMERICANS. I THINK THE TAX CUTS CLEARLY HELPED STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. OVERALL, IF YOU LOOK AT THE U.S. ECONOMY, AND YOU LOOK AT…..”‘

Then, he praised the praiser:

‘….THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NO LONGER LOOKING FOR JOBS BUT WHO ARE NOW SEEING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR JOB GROWTH, YOU’VE GOT TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT AN A PLUS FOR THAT.” THANK YOU ROBERT, ONE OF OUR GREAT BUSINESS LEADERS!’

Back to the “fake news media:”

‘THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA LOVES THE NARRATIVE THAT I DIDN’T USE MANY BANKS BECAUSE THE BANKS DIDN’T LIKE ME. NO, I DIDN’T USE MANY BANKS BECAUSE I DIDN’T (DON’T) NEED THEIR MONEY (OLD FASHIONED, ISN’T IT?). IF I DID, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY EASY FOR ME TO GET.’

He neglected to mention his bankruptcies:

‘….AND REMEMBER, A BANK THAT I DID USE YEARS AGO, THE NOW BADLY WRITTEN ABOUT AND MALIGNED DEUTSCHE BANK, WAS THEN ONE OF THE LARGEST AND MOST PRESTIGIOUS BANKS IN THE WORLD! THEY WANTED MY BUSINESS, AND SO DID MANY OTHERS!’

Of course, he attacked President Barack Obama:

‘DEMOCRATS HAD TO QUICKLY TAKE DOWN A TWEET CALLED “KIDS IN CAGES, INHUMANE TREATMENT AT THE BORDER,” BECAUSE THE HORRIBLE PICTURE USED WAS FROM THE OBAMA YEARS. VERY EMBARRASSING!

Finally, he praised another praiser:

‘THANK YOU SO MUCH JON VOIGHT.’

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Thank you so much @JonVoight!

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