Trump Unveils Tuesday AM Twitter Spasm & Gets Nailed

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Donald Trump has taken the concept of vacation to the extreme. He has been relaxing on his golf course to the point he has even given his fingers a break. See what that looks like.

Once the president got his fingers warmed up and he started thinking about money, he tweeted about China’s economic woes:

‘THROUGH MASSIVE DEVALUATION OF THEIR CURRENCY AND PUMPING VAST SUMS OF MONEY INTO THEIR SYSTEM, THE TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT THE U.S. IS RECEIVING IS A GIFT FROM CHINA. PRICES NOT UP, NO INFLATION. FARMERS GETTING MORE THAN CHINA WOULD BE SPENDING. FAKE NEWS WON’T REPORT!’

POTUS had fun at the expense of CNN’s Chris Cuomo in this retweet:

‘I THOUGHT CHRIS WAS FREDO ALSO. THE TRUTH HURTS. TOTALLY LOST IT! LOW RATINGS ‘

‘A man in NY yesterday approached CNN’s Chris Cuomo and called him “Fredo”

Cuomo: “You’re going to have a problem”

Man: “What are you going to do about it?”

Cuomo: “I’ll fuckin ruin your shit. I’ll fucking throw you down these stairs”

Credit: “THAT’S THE POINT with Brandon”‘

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra)’

Then, the president of these United States started retweeting himself into infamy. For example, he did not take on his Democratic opponents. Instead, he retweeted The Breitbartreporter Alana Mastrangelo:

WHO WON THE DEBATE? JOE BIDEN 2% KAMALA HARRIS 1% ANDREW YANG 4% PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP 93% 3,774 VOTES · FINAL RESULTS 1:13 AM · AUG 1, 2019

Then, he retweeted Mastrangelo again. This time the retweet was about the Robert Mueller III investigation into Russia’s attack on the American voting system:

‘JIM JORDAN: WHY DIDN’T YOU CHARGE JOSEPH MIFSUD FOR LYING TO THE FBI?

ROBERT MUELLER: I CAN’T GET INTO IT

THIS VIDEO IS A MUST WATCH:’

Jim Jordan: Why didn’t you charge Joseph Mifsud for lying to the FBI?

Robert Mueller: I can’t get into it

This video is a must watch:

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After that, Trump managed to tweet out a few words about pitcher Curt Schilling:

CURT SCHILLING, A GREAT PITCHER AND PATRIOT, IS CONSIDERING A RUN FOR CONGRESS IN ARIZONA. TERRIFIC!

Next, Trump thanked John Daly for fawning over him:

‘THANK YOU JOHN, YOU ARE A SPECIAL GUY!’

QUOTE TWEET

‘JOHN DALY @PGA_JOHNDALY· 9H I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, ESPECIALLY W/THIS MAN LEADING OUR COUNTRY! ONE OF THE GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE! THX YOU FOR A GREAT DAY #POTUS #DAD….YOU ARE THE BEST! @REALDONALDTRUMP’

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