Trump Delivers AM Multi-Tweet Rant Like A Bored Senior Citizen

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Donald Trump’s brain went on vacation along with his golf clubs. He should be back in the Oval Office standing with the residents of Hong Kong and demanding democracy. Instead, he started sharing random tweets. There is one that said this man is so not fit for office.

A look into the inside of Trump’s brain on vacation was not a pretty sight. Someone must have told him about a book, because everyone knew that POTUS did not ever read:

‘Go out and get Andrew McCarthy’s new book, “Ball of Collusion.” “Supervision became the investigator, and when they pushed the envelope, there was nobody there to tell them NO. It goes right to the President (Obama). Plenty of information that Obama was informed & knew exactly…’

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After that tweet, there was the old refrain “drain the swamp.” However, should people want to see swamp creatures, they should just take a look inside of the president’s cabinet meetings:

….what they were doing. There’s plenty of indication, we don’t have to speculate.” @SteveDoocy “Holy cow, got to read this book.” @ainsleyearhardt “WOW!” @foxandfriends A very serious situation. Can never be allowed to happen again! DRAIN THE SWAMP’

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Trump did not have to think with this one. He simply retweeted:

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Trump quoted Bill O’Reilly’s “cheap piece of political propaganda:”

Without direct evidence, branding the President a white supremacy adherent becomes a cheap piece of political propaganda. And I would say the same thing about any politician maligned that way if flimsy evidence were used in the smear.’a775c663-screen-shot-2019-08-15-at-7.09.36-am Trump Delivers AM Multi-Tweet Rant Like A Bored Senior Citizen Celebrities Corruption Crime Donald Trump Election 2020 Foreign Policy History Media Politics Robert Mueller Russia Top Stories

POTUS also managed to find Laura Ingraham saying there was nothing proving “an epidemic of mass shootings:”

“There is no evidence that we are in the midst of an epidemic of mass shootings,” @jamesalanfox, the leading researcher on the topic, tells @nickgillespie. Podcast. reason.com/podcast/james-… via @reason’

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This one was something. A president surfing baby elephants. Maybe, he was taping his two sons on a shooting safari and left them out of the picture:
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Trump pulled in an old friend to his 2020 campaign:

Lewandowski joining N.H. Trump rally amid rumors of Senate run. Can’t wait for ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ to come back to NH to deliver his message of America First!’

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Apparently, Trump did remember there was a Congress and trade deals — at least once:

Congress must adopt USMCA after its six-week recess, @GlennHamer writes.’

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After that, there was Rudy Guiliani sucking up to him:

‘RUDY: “I’ve never had a client that’s been cleared three times. Once is usually enough, twice is ridiculous, three times?! Get over it.” (link: https://hannity.com/media-room/rudy-on-impeachment-trump-cleared-3-times-democrats-need-to-get-over-it/) hannity.com/media-room/rud…’

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Then, it was back to 2020:

‘New Hampshire Poll: Corey Lewandowski Leads GOP Senate Field’

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POTUS was hyping those who adored him:

‘Two great entertainers and, more importantly, great people! Check out their show.’

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Here was another suckup:

‘I appreciate the opportunity to interview and learn the Trump Administration strategies and policies towards these serious issues around the world.’

‘Enjoyed sitting down with @Greta from @VOANews today. We had a great conversation on Venezuela and a variety of other national security issues. (link: https://twitter.com/greta/status/1161699020697407491) twitter.com/greta/status/1…’

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Who knew? Trump noticed history:

‘Democrats also boycotted Lincoln’s inauguration bc he had this radical idea of ending slavery. Let that sink in.’

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Still, a few misdirected words about the Philadelphia shooting:

‘What is going on in Philadelphia explains how dangerous it is to be a police officer. Our prayers are with them, all the wounded and the ones still engaged. Attacking police officers is an attack on our decent and lawful society.’

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Another promise of the wall:

‘Thank you, and the Wall is under major construction! https://t.co/jRVMxSPJzN

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)’

Twitter world went wild. Check out some of our favorites below:

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