Trump Responds To Reports He Wants To Stop Hurricanes With Nukes

Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) has a very good chance of taking the 2020 election. Should she win, he would be losing to a girl. For him, that would be worse than just losing. Yet, that was not the worst for him. Losing would mean he was not capable of being a world leader. His tweets showed him trying to make up lost ground on that front:

‘.@STEVEHILTONX “THE DEMOCRATS STATEMENTS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ARE LIES. HERE ARE THE FACTS.” I WILL SOON BE POSTING THE ENTIRE SEGMENT. TOO MUCH POSITIVE NEWS, TOO MANY GOOD THINGS, TO TWEET. PLEASE BE SURE TO WATCH! THANK YOU STEVE HILTON FOR BEING A REAL PRO AND NOT BEING AFRAID!”

He ate up any good press:

‘THANK YOU KATIE! ‘

‘ALL TRUMP HATERS AND LOVERS MUST WATCH. THANK YOU STEVE HILTON! ‘

He patted himself on the back as a world leader:

‘GREAT MEETING THIS MORNING WITH PRESIDENT @ALSISIOFFICIAL OF EGYPT AT THE HÔTEL DU PALAIS IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE! #G7SUMMIT’

Then, he tried to play down a crazy story that happened to be true:

‘THE STORY BY AXIOS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTED TO BLOW UP LARGE HURRICANES WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS PRIOR TO REACHING SHORE IS RIDICULOUS. I NEVER SAID THIS. JUST MORE FAKE NEWS!’

Then, he was off to solve the problem with China:

‘GREAT RESPECT FOR THE FACT THAT PRESIDENT XI & HIS REPRESENTATIVES WANT “CALM RESOLUTION.” SO IMPRESSED THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO COME OUT & STATE THE FACTS SO ACCURATELY. THIS IS WHY HE IS A GREAT LEADER & REPRESENTING A GREAT COUNTRY. TALKS ARE CONTINUING!’

Last year, he was the truculent child. This year, he was the semi-world leader:

‘VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING WITH ANGELA MERKEL, THE CHANCELLOR OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY, AT THE #G7SUMMIT IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE!’

Against, he boasted world leadership:

‘JUST WRAPPED UP A GREAT MEETING WITH MY FRIEND PRIME MINISTER @NARENDRAMODIOF INDIA AT THE #G7SUMMIT IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE!’

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