Trump Responds To Reports He Wants To Stop Hurricanes With Nukes

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Donald Trump has finally awakened to the idea that he might lose the 2020 presidential election. Of course, that would mean a trip to federal prison, if he is charged with the vast number of crimes he is accused of. Yet, as much as POTUS hates losing, there appears to be something worse on his mind.

 

Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) has a very good chance of taking the 2020 election. Should she win, he would be losing to a girl. For him, that would be worse than just losing. Yet, that was not the worst for him. Losing would mean he was not capable of being a world leader. His tweets showed him trying to make up lost ground on that front:

.@STEVEHILTONX “THE DEMOCRATS STATEMENTS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ARE LIES. HERE ARE THE FACTS.” I WILL SOON BE POSTING THE ENTIRE SEGMENT. TOO MUCH POSITIVE NEWS, TOO MANY GOOD THINGS, TO TWEET. PLEASE BE SURE TO WATCH! THANK YOU STEVE HILTON FOR BEING A REAL PRO AND NOT BEING AFRAID!”

He ate up any good press:

‘THANK YOU KATIE! ‘

More at the G-7 Summit:

This time, he enjoined even Democrats to go with him in this:

‘ALL TRUMP HATERS AND LOVERS MUST WATCH. THANK YOU STEVE HILTON! ‘

He patted himself on the back as a world leader:

GREAT MEETING THIS MORNING WITH PRESIDENT @ALSISIOFFICIAL OF EGYPT AT THE HÔTEL DU PALAIS IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE! #G7SUMMIT’

Then, he tried to play down a crazy story that happened to be true:

‘THE STORY BY AXIOS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP WANTED TO BLOW UP LARGE HURRICANES WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS PRIOR TO REACHING SHORE IS RIDICULOUS. I NEVER SAID THIS. JUST MORE FAKE NEWS!’

Then, he was off to solve the problem with China:

‘GREAT RESPECT FOR THE FACT THAT PRESIDENT XI & HIS REPRESENTATIVES WANT “CALM RESOLUTION.” SO IMPRESSED THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO COME OUT & STATE THE FACTS SO ACCURATELY. THIS IS WHY HE IS A GREAT LEADER & REPRESENTING A GREAT COUNTRY. TALKS ARE CONTINUING!’

Last year, he was the truculent child. This year, he was the semi-world leader:

VERY PRODUCTIVE MEETING WITH ANGELA MERKEL, THE CHANCELLOR OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF GERMANY, AT THE #G7SUMMIT IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE!’

Against, he boasted world leadership:

‘JUST WRAPPED UP A GREAT MEETING WITH MY FRIEND PRIME MINISTER @NARENDRAMODIOF INDIA AT THE #G7SUMMIT IN BIARRITZ, FRANCE!’

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