Trump Tweets His Best Fifth-Grade Insults As U.S. Enjoys Holiday


The president of these United States has been attacking the media, immigrants, and anyone he perceives is his enemy. Apparently, that would be anyone who disagrees with Donald Trump. He turns on his high-powered fifth-grade name-calling laser and blasts them. The morning’s tweets are no exception.

The “lamestream media” sounded like something smarmy Eddy Haskell out of that late 1950’s television show Leave It To Beaver would say:

‘The LameStream Media has gone totally CRAZY! They write whatever they want, seldom have sources (even though they say they do) , never do “fact checking” anymore, and are only looking for the “kill.” They take good news and make it bad. They are now beyond Fake, they are Corrupt..’

POTUS tried to shepherd “the dwindling number of Republicans that lost their way” back into his fold:

‘….The good news is that we are winning. Our real opponent is not the Democrats, or the dwindling number of Republicans that lost their way and got left behind, our primary opponent is the Fake News Media. In the history of our Country, they have never been so bad!’

At least he recognized there were “Trump haters:”

‘All Trump Haters and Lovers must watch. Thank you Steve Hilton!’

After that, POTUS was back to his Hurricane Dorian obsessing:

For more local information on #Dorian effects in the southeastern United States, please follow @NWSMiami @NWSTampaBay @NWSMelbourne @NWSJacksonville @NWSCharlestonSC @NWSWilmingtonNC @NWSMoreheadCity @NWSWakefieldVA’

POTUS was giving a blow-by-blow account:

‘Tropical-storm-force winds are mostly likely to start in Georgia early on Wednesday, in South Carolina late Wednesday, and in North Carolina early Thursday. Follow the latest #Dorian forecast at’

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