Trump Throws Embarrassing Hump Day Pity Party On Twitter


What a huge surprise that the Senate Republicans unanimously voted to force Donald Trump to release the courageous whistleblower to them. If feels as if the entire country heaved a collective sigh yesterday. This is what it is like to be living in the exciting middle of history from now on to infinity — at least each individual infinity. This is how POTUS is taking it.

The president was up early and tweeting to recommend a book (pause for laughter) about a plot by “crooked pols” to “rig an election and destroy a presidency:”

‘Great new book by the brilliant Andrew McCarthy, BALL OF COLLUSION, THE PLOT TO RIG AN ELECTION AND DESTROY A PRESIDENCY. Get it, and some other great new books which I will soon be recommending. They tell you about the Crooked Pols and the Witch Hunt that has now been exposed!’

Trump fell back upon playing the victim, which in and of itself was unbecoming of a president of these United States. He labeled the Democrats as “frozen with hatred and fear.” Never has a president been “treated so badly:”

‘There has been no President in the history of our Country who has been treated so badly as I have. The Democrats are frozen with hatred and fear. They get nothing done. This should never be allowed to happen to another President. Witch Hunt!’

Twitter world caught fire. Have a look at some of our favorite responses below:

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