Donald Trump wanted snake- and alligator-infested moats along the border. He wanted to electrify the fence and top it with flesh-piercing spikes. This president wanted to shoot refugees. When his advisors told him no, he directed them to just shoot them in the legs. Check out what is in store for him today.
Trump tweeted that Louisiana must run Republican in the race for governor. “2nd Amendment:”
‘Louisiana Republicans must go out and vote REPUBLICAN in your Governor’s race. A Republican will win if you can force a runoff! Early voting has started. Your 2nd Amendment, and much else, is at stake.’
The president went on to cry victim, because he still resents Secretary Hillary Clinton’s win in California. Trump just won the right to run in California. “Fake News:”
‘I won the right to be a presidential candidate in California, in a major Court decision handed down yesterday. It was filed against me by the Radical Left Governor of that State to tremendous Media hoopla. The VICTORY, however, was barely covered by the Fake News. No surprise!’
The president turned to his memorial wall:
‘Massive sections of The Wall are being built at our Southern Border. It is going up rapidly, and built to the highest standards and specifications of the Border Patrol experts. It is actually an amazing structure! Our U.S. Military is doing a GREAT job.’
Trump also wanted to close the border. When his advisers tried to contain him, this is how he responded, The Washington Post reported:
‘All you care about is your friends in Mexico. I’ve had it. I want it done at noon tomorrow.’
Former Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen tried to change the subject. Still, POTUS would not let it go:
‘Kirstjen, you didn’t hear me the first time, honey. Shoot ’em down. Sweetheart, just shoot ’em out of the sky, O.K.?’
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