Trump Flies Into 11-Tweet Impeachment Induced Morning Freakout

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So what is a “wirch” hunt? Maybe, it’s a creature out of his swamp. That is what Donald Trump thinks is chasing him now. Maybe, it will after he caused the bloodbath on the Kurds who fought most bravely alongside American troops. He abandoned them, and in the process is letting loose 10,000 of the most dangerous ISIS fighters with passports and a hatred of the U.S.

Should Trump’s Russian and Turkish dictators get what they want from him, at the Kurdish wardens of the prisons where they keep wicked tough ISIS fighters,  the guards would leave to protect their families?

All POTUS could think of was his own skin:

‘A Total Scam by the Do Nothing (sic) Democrats. For the good of the Country, this Wirch  (sic)Hunt should end now!’

He went on about “the whistleblower’s facts” being “so incorrect.” Can a fact be incorrect? He continued:

‘The Whistleblower’s facts have been so incorrect about my “no pressure” conversation with the Ukrainian President, and now the conflict of interest and involvement with a Democrat Candidate, that he or she should be exposed and questioned properly. This is no Whistleblower…..’

Of course, it was more about the whistleblower. This time it was the whistleblower’s attorney:

‘…..The Whistleblower’s lawyer is a big Democrat. The Whistleblower has ties to one of my DEMOCRAT OPPONENTS. Why does the ICIG allow this scam to continue?’

Tucker made him feel better:

‘Must watch Tucker Carlson segment!’

Although members of the House cannot be impeached, Trump still wanted Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff (D-CA) impeached:

‘He should be Impeached for Fraud!’

Next, he hit the European Union:

‘So make all Member Countries pay, not just the United States!’

Trump said that the USA should “never have been in Middle East.” The so-called leader of the free world was tweeting about “stupid endless wars:”

‘Fighting between various groups that has been going on for hundreds of years. USA should never have been in Middle East. Moved our 50 soldiers out. Turkey MUST take over captured ISIS fighters that Europe refused to have returned. The stupid endless wars, for us, are ending!’

POTUS upped the ante when he said we spent “eight trillion.” Still, four or five trillion was way too expensive:

‘The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE…..’

Here, the president made excuses for his biggest war blunder:

‘….IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! We went to war under a false & now disproven premise, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. There were NONE! Now we are slowly & carefully bringing our great soldiers & military home. Our focus is on the BIG PICTURE! THE USA IS GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!’

Then, Trump claimed a presidential victory in 2020. A little premature:

‘The Do Nothing (sic) Democrats are Con Artists, only looking to hurt the Republican Party and President. Their total focus is 2020, nothing more, and nothing less. The good news is that WE WILL WIN!!!!’

After that, Trump threw doubt upon the whistleblower:

‘The so-called Whistleblower, before knowing I was going to release the exact Transcript, stated that my call with the Ukrainian President was “crazy, frightening, and completely lacking in substance related (sic) to national security.” This is a very big Lie. Read the Transcript!’

Of course, the Ukrainian president said “no pressure at all” as Trump sat at his side, patting his knee:

‘….No Pressure at all said Ukraine! Very congenial, a perfect call. The Whistleblower and others spoke BEFORE seeing the Transcript. Now they must apologize to me and stop this ridiculous impeachment!’

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