Donald Trump has been described as “a monster.” We do not know whether that meant Cookie Monster or Loch Ness monster, but today, daughter number one came out of the gate with a posed photo of Dad and “his generals.” Take a look as the royal children’s fight using all the dirty tricks they learned at their father’s breast.
It came as no surprise that POTUS trained his children from an early age to knife fight against one another — Okay, it was just verbal knife fight — as far as anyone knows.
Ivanka and Don Jr. have been in a Wheel of Fortune – ish battle to secede their father in the Oval Office ever since the surprise 2016 election. Of course, Donald Trump clearly has had no plans to ever die. He has already told America he intends to be around another 16 years, unless his children get tired of waiting.
That would make Trump’s two elder kids still dueling well into middle age. So unbecoming of royalty. Ivanka Trump started off one of their epic battles praising her father’s war room attack on the ISIS leader — then the world responded.
She posted both a Facebook message and a Twitter statement promoting Donald Trump by proxy and the “brave men & women” who “planned and executed this Special Operations raid” with a poorly staged photo. She tweeted:
‘Statement from @POTUS on the Death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: the world’s #1 terrorist and leader of ISIS. Thank you to the brave men & women who planned & executed this Special Operations raid — with the death of this monster, the world is a safer place.’
It appeared that Ms. Trump had a lackey erasing all of the negative responses to Daddy’s war room, but there were still a few beauties that slipped through. People could not resist their urge to improve upon the staged photo, and these are just too funny to miss. Check them out below:
Then, Twitter world went nuts. Check out some more of these responses below:
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