Giuliani Attempts Thanksgiving Message But Gets Rejected By America

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Donald Trump has thrown his current personal attorney and fixer Rudy Giuliani under the bus, at least a little. The former New York mayor gave POTUS a warning that he had “insurance” — twice. When questioned, Giuliani said he was just kidding. Or was he?

Ironically, the once very shining prosecutorial star of the Southern District of New York (SDNY) is under investigation by the SDNY. They may have him on any number of potentially illegal activities.

Perhaps, Giuliani should look at what happened to the man he replaced. Here was Trump’s M.O. First, it was “I know nothing! Ask my attorney.” Then, POTUS went to “I hardly know him” reaction. Just wait, pretty soon, the eccentric lawyer will be the new coffee boy. Yet here he was trying to bring back his so-called glory days after 9/11, tweeting:

Thanksgiving Day Parade 2001. A very special day for me and the rest of our country, as we came together to celebrate everything we had to be thankful for. Wishing everyone a blessed day with family! Happy Thanksgiving

According to Vox, this former U.S. District Attorney for the SDNY could be facing:

  • ‘Obstruction of justice
  • Money laundering
  • Conspiracy to defraud the United States
  • Making false statements to the federal government
  • Serving as agent of a foreign government without registering
  • Donating funds from foreign nationals
  • Making contributions in the name of another person or allowing someone else to use one’s name
  • Mail fraud
  • Wire fraud’

So, what did people had to say about Giuliani? There were three basic types of messages for the former mayor. The first group was in the “Why,Rudy? Why?” category:

‘Ah yes! the good ole days before you were about to go to prison after being thrown under the bus by a demented traffic cone.’

‘Dude what happened to you.’

‘My have you fallen.’

‘What changed you. Such a shameful way things have turned out for you. Why Rudy why.’

Next, there was the “Here Comes the Bus” category:

‘Replying to @RudyGiuliani @RudyGiuliani move Rudy here comes the Bus’

‘I’m still waiting for the FBI Raid…’

Those where your glory days, Rudy. When you had an ounce of self-respect, and the respect of others. Your legacy will be that of a trump troll who went to jail protecting the worst human on this planet. Receipts, #RudyColludy, now would be a good time to pull out those receipts.’

‘Ah yes! the good ole days before you were about to go to prison after being thrown under the bus by a demented traffic cone.’

Finally, there was the “There’s No TV in Jail” category:

‘Might be the last one you can watch! Don’t know if they show it in the clink.’

‘This is after you lied and help kill thousands of first responders by telling the air was safe to breath. You should be in jail.’

‘thankful for (Giuliani’s Ukrainian-born American business associate, turing state’s evidence) category:’

‘Posting this doesn’t make ppl come to your side’

‘Next thanksgiving you will remember well to thanksgiving 2020’

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