No word yet on whether the angry Donald Trump balloon will be flying in the Macy’s parade today. The winds in New York City are on the edge of too brisk, so the traditional balloons will be tethered closer to the ground than usual. What is the word on the actual president’s day?
Last night, the other individual who has access to the Trump Twitter account popped in to send out the royal decree to POTUS’ minions. He tweeted:
‘THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Thursday, November 28, 2019, as a National Day of Thanksgiving.’
This morning, perhaps he noticed that President Barack Obama and his family were serving food to people who have little and veterans. The current commander-in-chief tweeted out a second Thanksgiving message more palatable to his minions:
‘”Melania and I wish all Americans a very HAPPY and BLESSED THANKSGIVING!”
‘President Donald J. Trump’
The sitting president and his family will be at his resort in Florida, Mar-a-Lago. Then, it will be off to the golf course. Trump has cost Americans over 287 years of his annual salary on his golf outings thus far.
POTUS has not given the Secret Service a deal on the golf carts either.
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