Donald Trump Jr. is not exactly a beloved member of the Trump family, and while you’d be hard-pressed to find a single lovable clown int he bunch, Junior is probably the most hated, next to his father, that is. Junior says and does things to get his dad’s attention and acceptance, and since he’s over 40, we’re guessing he’s never going to figure out that it’s not going to happen.
Junior has probably gotten the most attention from his father during this short streak as president simply because The Donald has to pretend to have something to do with his kids. Before now, it was only Ivanka he had any interest in showing off.
Junior is #winning if you consider being hated by over half the country winning. Upon the release of his book, Triggered, on November 5th, Junior could only make the NY Times Best Seller List by having the RNC buy over $100,000 worth of his books, which he has touted as a massive success on his Twitter page.
Now, Junior has lost his spot on the best seller list because he was just bumped down by the anonymous Trump official’s book, A Warning, had knocked Junior down a notch, and the irony of it couldn’t be more amazing.
Junior has been going ballistic on Twitter all day after the news broke. Check out some of what he posted below:
It’s thanksgiving week! You know what that means? That long Thanksgiving meal with your liberal loony aunt has passed but you can still help her out. Make it a truly TRIGGERING Thanksgiving and give her a copy of my book! #triggered https://t.co/HKA9knF0Ko
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 29, 2019
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 27, 2019
Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had this to say about the new #1 on the list:
“It doesn’t read to me like somebody that’s spent real time with the president.”
Assuming the author is a man, Sanders continues:
“He takes information from a number of people, very quickly processes it, makes a decision and moves forward. I mean, I’ve watched this process play out so many times, sat in hundreds of meetings with the president, and the idea that he can only take in one or two bullets is absurd.”
When asked about the rumor of whether or not the president actually reads his briefings, Sanders said:
“He reads more than anybody I know. Every single foreign trip we actually would laugh about the fact he has boxes upon boxes, file boxes where he reads for hours. The rest of us want to take a break, we want to sleep, the president works the entire time.”
Twitter is going insane over this, as per the usual. Check out what people are saying below:
Mark Hamill responds to Trump Jr.'s doctored Adam Schiff image with photo of president as Jabba the Hutt https://t.co/x4j9bjBE3M
— Newsweek (@Newsweek) November 29, 2019
— R. Saddler 📎🗽🌊🌊🌊 (@Politics_PR) November 29, 2019
Hello "A Warning". Now that the GOP's buying spree of Donald Trump Jr's book is over, it will quietly disappear until it shows up at Dollar Tree. He'll never hit 51 weeks like Michelle Obama. pic.twitter.com/61xF3zPHPJ
— The Non-Extortionist DT™ (@dave_taft) November 29, 2019
— USNCPO #Resistance (@CraigCo62) November 29, 2019
Your book may have been bought, but no one is reading it…so stop, just stop, with your #FakeNews. You are as much of a con man as your daddy… #TrumpCrimeFamily pic.twitter.com/EZiZPoMuPm
— #Berniecrat🆘️ (@mc1748) November 29, 2019
These are cases and cases of Don, Jr.’s book “Triggered” sitting in an empty office of Turning Point USA, a Trump Youth propaganda organization. On the wall next to a poster of “Capitalism not Cronyism” there’s a “Taxation is Theft” poster. WTF are they teaching children? pic.twitter.com/6LNJ0I31ro
— Charlie French (@RoyRolling) November 29, 2019
[Turning Point USA]
TPUSA: we have top men working on boosting the sales of your book Triggered right now
DONALD TRUMP JR: who?
TPUSA: top… men pic.twitter.com/8X1pJ8VLsX
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) November 29, 2019
— Loreto Sarracini (@SarraciniL) November 29, 2019
What a cornball. No wonder you're a Trump nut gripper. Your wit is as vibrant as Dr. Kevorkian cash patients. Please stick to memes. But at least you're more black than Mr. Cooley Jr. #JeffreyEpsteinSupermanLovers
— BrnBmbr (@BRN_BMBR) November 29, 2019