Trump Unleashes 14-Tweet Freakout Like A Guy With Poor Work Ethic

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OMG, it appears that Donald Trump is going to be giving the country a step-by-step slide show of “What I Did When I Was in London.” The Republican aka the Trump Party senators stand behind him smiling. What an odd place to stand. If POTUS notices incoming weapons of evidence, he will just turn sideways and let them hit those GOP guys.

Trump’s trip may have taken a turn for the worse. The president started tweeting his every thought. Those languishing senators might notice that the Twitter-happy guy has been going around pounding America’s institutional columns supporting our democracy. Those columns may not have fallen, but they have taken some serious blows and the cracks have been alarming.

The dignity and honor that should go hand-in-hand with America’s patriotism apparently have been missing from Trump’s makeup. However, the GOP senators knew what that was. Not every one of them will be up for election in 2020, so why have they thrown their weight in allegiance to the man Trump instead of the country America?

Trump spent his flight over to London tweeting his little fingers off. He thought it was rude to hold an impeachment hearing while he was out of town. After all, the world does revolve around him:

‘for the American People while the Do Nothing Democrats purposely scheduled an Impeachment Hoax hearing on the same date as NATO. Not nice!’

Then, Trump thanked Republicans who adored him:

Thank you to Congressman Ben @Cline4Virginia for the Great remarks this morning on the illegitimate Impeachment Hoax. He understands the Do Nothing Democrats very well. Also, and as usual, @RepAndyBiggsAZ was fantastic!’

The same held true for the revolving opinions of Senator John Kennedy:

Thank you to Great Republican @SenJohnKennedy for the job he did in representing both the Republican Party and myself against Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd on Meet the Depressed!’

Then, Trump adored some art — of him:

Not only did I see it @Doks_Art, I think it is fantastic. You are a wonderful artist, never give up your dream!’

Next, came First Lady Melania’s makeover of the White House for Christmas. So happy she didn’t go from last year’s blood red to black:

‘“The Spirit of America” is shining in the @WhiteHouse! I am delighted to share this beautiful exhibit of patriotism for all to see, and excited for everyone to experience the beauty of the #Christmas season!’

Of course, Trump had to bring the attention back to himself:

‘The Republican Party has NEVER been so united! This Impeachment Scam is just a continuation of the 3 year Witch Hunt, but it is only bringing us even closer together!’

The 45th president continued his campaign of harassing and tormenting a former FBI attorney, Lisa Page:

‘When Lisa Page, the lover of Peter Strzok, talks about being “crushed”, and how innocent she is, ask her to read Peter’s “Insurance Policy” text, to her, just in case Hillary loses. Also, why were the lovers text messages scrubbed after he left Mueller. Where are they Lisa?’

Ah, POTUS found another suckup:

‘Great job by @RepDougCollins of Georgia over the weekend in representing the Republican Party, and myself, against the Impeachment Hoax!’

Next, he patted himself on the back for increasing NATO contributions so hard, he nearly injured a lung:

‘In the 3 decades before my election, NATO spending declined by two-thirds, and only 3 other NATO members were meeting their financial obligations. Since I took office, the number of NATO allies fulfilling their obligations more than DOUBLED, and NATO spending increased by $130B!’

It appeared, citizens of this great country have to endure another boring slide show:

‘President @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS last traveled to the United Kingdom on a state visit in June 2019.’

Then, back to the Ukraine issue, retweeting about President Volodymyr Zelensky saying he never talked to POTUS about a “quid pro quo:”

#BREAKING: Ukraine’s Zelensky: I never talked to Trump about “position of a quid pro quo” hill.cm/UDlzc0H’

In case we missed it the first time, Trump repeated a claim exonerating himself, even though he had to squeeze the facts to get there:

‘Breaking News: The President of Ukraine has just again announced that President Trump has done nothing wrong with respect to Ukraine and our interactions or calls. If the Radical Left Democrats were sane, which they are not, it would be case over!’

Then, there was a retweet of his old friend, his really old friend Lou Dobbs complimenting him:

Trump followed that up with an attack on the Federal Reserve using a bizarre capitalization pattern. Who knew dollar was capitalized? Back to the president beating his Federal Reserve chair Jay Powell about the head and shoulders:

‘Manufacturers are being held back by the strong Dollar, which is being propped up by the ridiculous policies of the Federal Reserve – Which has called interest rates and quantitative tightening wrong from the first days of Jay Powell!’

Twitter world went off of the charts. Take a look ast some of our favorites below:

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