Donald Trump wants an impeachment trial circus with himself as the center of attention. Instead, Senate Majority Leader Mitch “Grim Reaper” McConnell (R-KY) is giving him a serious production. So all POTUS is left with is his Sharpie pen, and this is what he did with it.
The result was a six-page screed, like a bad breakup letter to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). His attorneys would not sign it, so he took up that Sharpie with powers to change weather maps and signed the letter in angry near-cursive.
CNN’s The Lead’s host Jake Tapper landed on the six-page rant with all the skill of a fighter jet pilot landing on an aircraft carrier:
‘POTUS tells @SpeakerPelosi that she offends people of faith “by continually saying ‘I pray for the President,’ when you know this statement is not true, unless it is meant in a negative sense.”‘
Did people ever respond. The Notorious HRC wrote:
‘Lol That’s Rich!!! The pathological liar having the gall to call someone else a liar.#HappyImpeachmentEve #trumpIsACorruptLiar‘
Wine-Stained Lens wrote in a perfect word picture:
‘What this letter really is:’
The president’s bizarre letter in its entirety is shown below:
Another person with a way with words responded, too. Kilgore Trout called out the “grammar police:”
‘BREAKING: ARREST WARRANT By now, sure the Grammar Police should have arrested @realDonaldTrump for the many infractions he’s committed…like beginning a letter with “I” – certainly a High Crime The one word you should never use to start a letter’
JBeatty thought that former Prime Minister of the U.K. Margaret Thatcher had the right words and lifted them:
Lloyd Winburn let POTUS speak for himself. At the time, Trump could not think of a reason he should have been forgiven:
‘In Trump’s own words.’
Eve guessed the president’s real age. Where are the balloons and ribbons? She wrote:
‘The 5 year old president wrote Nancy Pelosi a letter of complaint…..#OnceACheaterAlwaysACheater #ImpeachAndRemoveTrump #trumpneedsabrain…and a heart’
Lucifer 5000 wrote Trump’s “cult members are morons:”
‘His cult members are morons. He has been married 3 times, multiple affairs and rapes, swindled thousands, never attends church and couldn’t cite a bible verse if his life depended on it yet somehow he has been chosen by god?’
BDizzle just lets his meme say it all:
‘Get some help.’
American Citizen said that Trump “appears to be having a mental breakdown:
‘The Republican’s Supreme Leader appears to be having a mental breakdown. This letter suggests Donald J. Trump is not well and he is coming to the realization that History will define him as an IMPEACHED PRESIDENT.’
Momma Bruns watching! #Nancy Don’t mess with me! said Trump “nailed it”…right through the wall. Hammer and all:
Edward Kain referred it right back to Jake Tapper’s comment:
‘What you just said.’
Then, LathamSm7 summed up the Democrats’ feelings with a few well-chosen words:
‘MoscowMitch and a rogue Republican Senate largely funded by Russian dark money could not be more clear. We own the American government. We have no intention of proceeding according to Constitutional law and we have no intention of returning the government to the people of the US’
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