‘Tis the season for Donald Trump’s to celebrate at his Mar-a-Lago resort hobnobbing, no matter how insecure the property. The second Chinese national woman just tried to slip into the nearly-impossible-to-contain environment. When the first woman from China walked in, she told them she planned on swimming. Her capture was just a lucky break, and she was loaded down with electronic equipment. But never mind the spies in the castle, Father Trump has a present for his followers.
The president has been in full-campaign mode since he first took office. There was no separation between his campaign rallies and his presidential rallies. Of course, there are fewer Republicans than Democrats, so they have to resort to unsavory methods.
They draw crustacean-shaped districts to capture every last GOP vote. They also kick hundreds of thousands of registered voters off of the voter registry. Then, there is this — Trump’s’ gift.
The president’s reelection campaign released a new website Wednesday just for his followers, snowflakevictory.com. How thoughtful. The term “snowflake” has been used as an insult against journalists, celebrities, and millennials who objected to Trump’s inflammatory rhetoric.
The purpose this website it is to help Trumpsters conquer the emotion-fraught holidays to:
‘[W]in arguments with liberal friends, relatives, and snowflakes they encounter during the holidays.’
The site has a number of basic topics that POTUS supporters might run into during the annual holiday brawl-fest. Some of them were: the president’s border wall, impeachment, and the economy.
The responses mimic how Trump speaks to reporters and writes on his tweets. This was one of the options. When the so-called snowflake, aka Uncle Justin, says something about Trump’s wall, the site gives the Trump supporter a little bacground:
‘Since day one, President Trump has been clear on this issue: securing our nation from threats, illegal entry and preventing drugs from continuing pouring into our country would be one of his top priorities.
‘He believes Americans have a right to live in safe communities, and this administration has delivered on that promise.
‘Now let’s start debunking some of these liberal lies:
‘What about those detention cages? The so called “cages” used at detention facilities were first built and used under the Obama Administration.
Trump’s site was not particularly user-friendly. It does not differentiate between which person is speaking, so the supporter will just have to figure it out. The supporter was supposed to use a retort, one that would conveniently take him or her from turkey to pumpkin pie — should memory not fail:
‘As a matter of fact, the Obama administration and Joe Biden started using them as early as 2014.
‘And when it comes to family separation, it was the TRUMP administration that put an end to this practice, which was also already in place before the President Trump took office.’
Breathe:
‘Like most of us, President Trump’s ancestors were immigrants, and he is married to our amazing First Lady who is herself an immigrant. So let’s be clear that President Trump is opposed to ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION.’
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