If Donald Trump is an emotionless automaton, then his private attorney Rudy Giuliani is a Chatty Kathy doll. You pull the string, and he never stops talking. Pundits wondered recently whether POTUS would throw the former New York mayor under the bus. Yet, there he was all decked out at the president’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party spilling his guts to reporters.
Publius tweeted that Giuliani “has lost it.” That might be. He certainly threw Trump under the bus, saying that he would love to “prosecute” the president’s case. Surely, he meant “defend.” Or did he:
‘Rudy Giuliani has lost it. He is engaging in this circus act merely to remain in the public eye. In other words, pitiful old man steals microphone and shouts profanities and non-sensical conspiracies.’
Then, Giuliani kept going:
‘I would testify, I would do demonstrations. I’d give lectures, I’d give summations. Or, I’d do what I do best, I’d try the case. I’d love to try the case.’
And going:
‘Well, I don’t know if anybody would have the courage to give me the case, but if you give me the case, I will prosecute it as a racketeering case, which I kind of invented, anyway.’
The Bloomberg News captured the TV attorney running his mouth, too, saying he “would testify.” FYI, ‘”CYMI” means “in case you missed it:’
‘ICYMI: At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago #NYE2020 party, Rudy Giuliani says “I would testify” in the impeachment hearing’
ICYMI: At Trump’s Mar-a-Lago #NYE2020 party, Rudy Giuliani says “I would testify” in the impeachment hearing pic.twitter.com/R0AOvUsrFV
— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) January 1, 2020
Twitter world exploded — all at Giuliani’s expense. Check out some of our favorites below:
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