Trump Flips Out After Rain Ruins Weekend Golfing


In case you were wondering, Trump spent the weekend on the golf course at Mar-A-Lago, on a trip that has brought his golf tab to tax-payers to $138 million. Shocking, I know!

A lot of his time over the weekend was spent waiting for the rain to stop, but don’t worry — according to the White House Press Pool, he managed to fit in a few rounds.

Something about all that rain must have annoyed our forever impeached, so-called “president,” though, because since he got home, he’s been tweeting and retweeting manically. We lost count at around 24 tweets.

He has jumped back and forth between insulting his enemies to praising himself and his minions, to plugging Fox News, and he just keeps on tweeting… That dude seriously needs to stop with the Adderall!

Here are just a few examples of what’s been spewing from his brain:

That last one is ridiculous, but this next one is pure insanity. I call bullsh*t!! Which 60% is he talking about?!

Of course there were many attacks on Bernie – he’s just one example:

And, his token “I’m not a racist, I swear!” tweet:

It just goes on and on and on and on, but between it all, he wants you to remember to watch the Daytona 500. In case you didn’t know, he will be there — he even tweeted it twice!

The Daytona 500 seems like a fitting place for him — surrounded by all of his deplorables. I’m sure there will be a sea of red hats, and maybe he won’t get booed this time, like he does at every other sporting event he attends. Well… except for the Alabama game, but I digress…

Some of the responses to that one were hilarious!! Check these out:

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