What does God wear? An Ohio State Representative Nino Vitale has been giving that some thought. He did not go for the golden robes or those made out of grain sacks. Yet, there was one item the representative felt safe enough to discuss.
Vitale believes that God does not wear a mask, so he does not intend to do so either. Yet in photos of the representative, he wears a tie. Did God wear a tie? Vitale also wears a shirt and a suit coat. In others, he was carrying a gun. Did God do that? For all we know, in most photos, the representative has not been wearing a pair of pants. After all, God did not.
OMG, what if God is a woman? If God has been a woman all these years, what sort of shoes does she prefer? Does she like to match her purse with her shoes, or does she like to break the rules? Maybe, she wears yield-sign yellow over the elbow gloves like the student teacher wore to class. Oh my, what would Jesus do?
When the representative spoke of “God,” did he really mean his only begotten son “Jesus” That would have been far easier. After all, the world has pictures of Jesus standing at the door, listening to the children, and in a stormy sea.
The son of God may have to wear his mask soon, though. You know, if God catches him not wearing his mask in a pandemic, God might get angry, and no one wants an angry God.
Of course, if Jesus catches the disease and goes to visit God he might give the coronavirus to his Father. That could be very bad.
Vitale will have to ask Jesus to tell the world what else God wears, it seems. Do believers have to wear that uncomfortable crown of thorns, too?
The Ohio Capital-Journal reporter Tyler Buchanan noted that the maskless stranger aka Vitale said that lots of people see his face. However, wearing the mask might make for an interesting campaign tool. As he would walk away, people would always ask “Who was that masked man?”
‘GOP State Rep. Nino Vitale on why he won’t wear a face mask: “This is the greatest nation on earth founded on Judeo-Christian Principles. One of those principles is that we are all created in the image and likeness of God. That image is seen the most by our face.”’
Vitale posted on his own Facebook:
‘It is time to do what Preble County did, ignore the unelected Dr. Acton’s orders, open your counties now, before it’s too late. This is not based on logic, this is based on fear and propaganda and every statistical, data driven study done in the last 2 weeks says death counts are low, the models were wrong, and this is more like the flu.’
‘This is the greatest nation on earth founded on Judeo-Christian Principles. One of those principles is that we are all created in the image and likeness of God. That image is seen the most by our face. I will not wear a mask.’
Twitter world took off over this bizarre tweet. Take a look at how fellow-Americans reacted below:
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