Trump Suffers Mid-Day Mental Malfunction During Online Meltdown

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Donald Trump based his entire election and reelection campaign efforts on the idea he would bring a good economy to the American people. Yet, as he handed out tax cuts to one-percenters like candy on Halloween, the voters soon caught onto his betrayal of them. Yet, he never gives up his carnival spiel.

In an early-morning tweet, Trump wrote a faux-warning to the citizens that the “rich guys” were trying to con them into believing the stock market was bad. Of course, the president lost all the money he claimed to have earned in the Stock Market during his three and one-half years in office. The stock market crashed — hard.

He wrote that “rich guys” were able to “get you both ways.” This is the president’s Don’t-Believe Your Lying Eyes scam. Then, he added an interesting twist “barely legal?” Why the. question mark? Was that to soothe the ruffled feathers of his campaign donors — “the rich guys:”

‘When the so-called “rich guys” speak negatively about the market, you must always remember that some are betting big against it, and make a lot of money if it goes down. Then they go positive, get big publicity, and make it going (sic) up. They get you both ways. Barely legal?’

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Trump has claimed China as his go-to foil on his enemies list. He believes he can dump all of his negative publicity upon the Chinese. How are the Americans going to know otherwise?  Well, the people know that POTUS tried to hide the virus, much like a three-year-old trying to hide a candy bar under his pillow:

‘As I have said for a long time, dealing with China is a very expensive thing to do. We just made a great Trade Deal, the ink was barely dry, and the World was hit by the Plague from China. 100 Trade Deals wouldn’t make up the difference – and all those innocent lives lost!’

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Trump referred to “all those innocent lives lost!” Nearly everyone knows of someone who contracted the COVID-19. After all, the man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office’s five-week inaction directly impacted the 1.4 million confirmed coronavirus cases and worse, the 83,000-plus deaths.

The president’s error has chewed through the populations of many small cities. As the number of deaths continues to rise, his mistake will cause the population the size of these cities to go under next: Green Bay WI, Waco TX, Charleston SC, Allentown PA, Manchester NH, Independence MO, Ann Arbor MI, and Topeka KS.

The extent of his flub would be no different than if he had taken a bomb to these American cities and wiped the entire population out of existence.

Twitter world crazy when Trump tweeted trying to blame China for his five weeks of inaction as the coronavirus crept across the nation:

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