Donald Trump called his good friend Russian President Vladimir Putin, and immediately after took his governors’ conference call. He berated the 50 powerful leaders of the states as if he was harshly disciplining a class of errant schoolboys. He excoriated them saying that if they did not call out the National Guard, he would intervene. Honestly, Trump is not smart enough to have taken a wrecking ball to so many of America’s institutions.
Is he taking orders from Putin? Trump finally got his military parade as soldiers rolled down the streets of Washington, DC and fought against peaceful demonstrators protesting police violence, ironically. Yes, the US president showed us his summer and fall playbook. He wants martial law, a dictatorship controlled by a military lapdog such as Secretary of Defence Mark Esper.
The Senate controlled by Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) did nothing, but the other responses were swift, and POTUS responded with a rash of tweets:
‘This Witch Hunt should never have begun!’
‘THANK ‘YOU MATT!
‘Good work Ted!’
‘Great Book. Make Charlie Number One Again!’
‘So many people hurt!’
‘How are they doing together?’
‘Mueller should have never been appointed, although he did prove that I must be the most honest man in America!’
‘The Fake Newspaper!’
‘LAW & ORDER!’
‘Make America Great Again!’
Twitter world exploded as Putin’s boy vomited the internet with tweets. Here are some of our favorite responses below:
The Mueller Report Adventures: In Bite-Sizes on this Facebook page. These quick, two-minute reads interpret the report in normal English for busy people. Mueller Bite-Sizes uncovers what is essentially a compelling spy mystery. Interestingly enough, Mueller Bite-Sizes can be read in any order.