Donald Trump has finally decided that he should wear a mask when he went to Walter Reed Hospital to visit veterans injured in Afghanistan. That was decent of him, given that he has not said one word to Moscow about backing off its bounty on America’s sons and daughters in uniform. Back to his mask, though, what made him decided to wear one now?
Possibly, his aids convinced him all the soldiers had coronavirus. Maybe, as one of the voters responding to this strange sight said, they stuck a KFC leg in it. Another one thought that Trump wore a mask, because his staff said it was a pair of the adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels’ panties.
POTUS did not want to talk about his mask, though. He wanted to talk about his billion-dollar wall:
‘I disagreed with doing this very small (tiny) section of wall, in a tricky area, by a private group which raised money by ads. It was only done to make me look bad, and perhsps (sic) it now doesn’t even work. Should have been built like rest of Wall, 500 plus miles.’
Then, he was off to blaming Democrats for slowing him down, even wanting “many criminals to come in:”
‘We have now built 240 Miles of new Border Wall on our Southern Border. We will have over 450 Miles built by the end of the year. Have established some of the best Border Numbers ever. The Radical Left Democrats want Open Borders for anyone, including many criminals, to come in!’
Then, he began defending his golf-playing eating up one-third of his time as president. He claimed it was “exercise.” Right, riding in a golf cart is a rough workout:
‘…rounds, no problem. When I play, Fake News CNN, and others, park themselves anywhere they can to get a picture, then scream “President Trump is playing golf.” Actually, I play VERY fast, get a lot of work done on the golf course, and also get a “tiny” bit of exercise. Not bad!’
POTUS wanted people to know that he was not a workaholic. It was doubtful that defense was necessary:
‘I know many in business and politics that work out endlessly, in some cases to a point of exhaustion. It is their number one passion in life, but nobody complains. My “exercise” is playing, almost never during the week, a quick round of golf. Obama played more and much longer….’
Then, he was back thanking veterans again:
‘Thank you to J.R. Majewski, a great Air Force Veteran and Trump Supporter who did a beautiful job of turning his lawn into a giant Trump Sign. Thanks also to your fantastic Ohio neighbors. We are making record progress on JOBS, etc. Big Silent Majority!!!’
‘No, Radical Left anarchists, agitators, looters or protesters will not be knocking down or harming the Washington Monument, the Lincoln or Jefferson Memorials, or just about any other Federal Monumrnt (sic) or Statue. If they even try, an automatic 10 years in prison. Sorry!’
Twitter world took off after Trump finally put on his pink panties. Oh, excuse me. Pink mask:
How’s @IvankaTrump scratch and sniff at Walter Reeds yesterday… Pretty fishy 🤮😂 pic.twitter.com/euu4F5P1Gi
— @Protege (@protehe) July 12, 2020
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