Joe Biden is kryptonite to Donald Trump. Just like in the old Superman television series, the sitting president wearing his golfing whites steps into a 1950s wooden phone booth. Then, a far younger, fitter, and more attractive stunt double steps out. No wonder the White House doctors think Trump has grown an inch since taking office. Super President is wearing red-white-and-blue American flag tights, a cape, and his boxers on the outside of his tights.
Then, the double lifts his arms above his head and flies straight into the air. But when we look into the phone booth, we see something startling. POTUS has slid to its floor and is slumped against the wall, exhausted from trying to prove he is the real Super President.
The Lincoln Project has a new ad out. It is unforgiving of the commander-in-chief’s physical state compared to the Democratic candidate Joe Biden’s physical fitness. Here, Trump descends a ramp, which is truly harder than going up a ramp sometimes when age creeps around the corner.
Then, the president almost takes a dive when he lost his balance on the tarmac, but he recovers. Instead, he did what he always does when he makes a mistake reading from his prompter. He does a quick fix.
Take a look at how this close call went:
Fortunately, the Democratic candidate Biden can run with a man nearly two decades his junior.
Indeed, the presidential candidate is also cool in other ways. Here the real former VP sits waiting for a pretend VP:
64 days. Time to ramp up. pic.twitter.com/gC56ULXnS3
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 31, 2020
When Twitter world caught wind of the Lincoln Project’s latest video, they lit up. Check out some favorite responses below:
— RKannie3 (@rosalita356) August 31, 2020
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