Donald Trump’s friend was sitting on a plane when a group of ANTIFA members wearing name tags walked in and sat all around him. They looked like Ninja warriors, all in black, but remember the name tags. They could have been an all-male nursing staff wearing black scrubs, but you know. That was not all.
His friend saw them planning a peaceful march, sort of a club initiation for the new members. He thought that was disgusting. His friend saw them all decked out with illegal weapons, not one gun but so many that they looked like weaponized porcupines.
It seems that they have invisibility cloaks as one of their superpowers, because they managed to walk those weapons onboard. Then, Trump’s good friend heard them saying that killing off two or three million Americans, by following the failed coronavirus pandemic Swedish model, was bad. They claimed this “herd” approach was criminal, too. How rude.
Trump went on to say that this ANTIFA club warned against “rigged mail-in elections,” the sort where heads he wins tails Biden loses. They dared to say that POTUS had a series of mini-strokes, he was crazy, and his favorite character in The Godfather movie was Fredo. What villains.
Listen to these tweets, as the coward in the White House was hiding under his bed (or ours), threw out across America:
‘The Unsolicited Ballots Scam is their only hope. Will be the most corrupt election in history, by far! https://t.co/eH4XN6S9IM
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)’
The Unsolicited Ballots Scam is their only hope. Will be the most corrupt election in history, by far! https://t.co/eH4XN6S9IM
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 2, 2020
‘Will Fredo be fired by Fake News @CNN? He speaks with great disrespect about women, and it will only get worse. Fredo’s Ratings are bad, so this is the time. Always terrible to speak to sleazebags, especially when you are being recorded. CNN has no choice, Fredo must go!’
‘Like Fredo at Fake News @CNN, the very untalented Joy Reid should be fired for this horrible use of the words “Muslim Terrorists”. Such xenophobia and racism on MSDNC. Anyone else would be gone, and fast!!!’
‘See, even a Kennedy isn’t safe in the new Radical Left Democrat Party. Taxes up big, no 2A. Biden has completely lost control. Pelosi strongly backed the loser!’
‘This is the NEW and very sick Democrat Party. We will win on November 3rd, and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!’
‘Some things just don’t get any crazier. Just call me Kate, problem over!’
‘Mike Pence was never put on standby, & there were no mini-strokes. This is just more Fake News by @CNN, a phony story. The reason for the visit to Walter Reed, together with the full press pool, was to complete my yearly physical. Short visit, then returned (with press) to W.H…’
‘Rigged Election?’
‘Joe Biden is not on the side of Law Enforcement, and that was spectacularly evident on my very successful trip yesterday to Kenosha. We solved the problem quickly, and it was very much appreciated by the people of Wisconsin. Joe Biden wouldn’t know where to begin – a bad record!’
‘Joe Biden is a Low Energy Candidate the likes of which we have never seen before. The last thing our country needs is a Low Energy Individulal, especially when surrounded by High Energy Chess Plaers scattered all over the world. He’s back in his basement now – no schedule!’
‘Seriously, is this what our great USA wants as its leader?’
Twitter world went wild when Trump attacked mail-in votes. Take a look at some of our favorites below:
— TrumpFailedAmerica (@TrixonImpeached) September 2, 2020
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