Trump Demands Clinton & Obama Arrests During Wildly Unhinged Meltdown

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Take an erratic, emotion-driven angry president and add a mega-dose of steroids. What do we get? The unfortunate answer is an unstable man swinging from the White House rafters and marching double-time down its hallowed halls. Donald Trump’s morning tweets pry open his scrambled brain and let Americans peek inside.

For some reason, he thought it would be a good idea to single-handedly crash the economy by taking credit for shutting down negotiations with the House for more stimulus money. The Republican legislators went crazy and convinced their wired president to open negotiations up again.

Wednesday morning, the president’s tweets started off with yelling about a conspiracy theory. He shouted that Democrats “want to shut your churches down:”

‘DEMS WANT TO SHUT YOUR CHURCHES DOWN, PERMANENTLY. HOPE YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING. VOTE NOW!’

Next, he called the Dems “losers” and started a pity party for himself and inviting everyone in the nation to bring him presents:

‘…And I had to put up with these losers and still run a Country, AND VERY WELL!’

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Trump swung back to South Dakota’s voting efforts:

‘Watch clip. Great job South Dakota!’

Next, he zoomed off to Michigan, telling people to go wild. “Open up your churches and your schools” so that will give the impression of a working economy. He believes that will help him win. Americans have caught onto his farce, though:

‘We just got a BIG win for the people of Michigan. Open up your Churches and your Schools. Auto companies pouring in and expanding (thank you Mr. President!). Have fun!’

Then, the Donald moved in to snuggle up next to his Evangelical Christian crowd. His Natalie Harp is an advisory board member for the Trump Campaign:

‘Proud of you Natalie!’

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Trump wanted a stand-alone vote for just the $1200 checks to send to desperate Americans:

Move Fast, I Am Waiting To Sign! @SpeakerPelosi’

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POTUS pulled out another conspiracy theory. This time, he agreed with the crowd who believed that the top members of the FBI, NSA, and CIA were attacking Trump during his 2016 campaign:

‘True!’

Then, another woman threw herself onto the Trump altar. She said she would “wade through a sea of COVID-infested water to voter” for him:

‘Thank you Heather!’

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In a rapid-fire turnaround, the president shouted at the state raging with forest fires, a state he virtually ignores. Now, he is giving California his orders:

‘VOTE TRUMP CALIFORNIA!’

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After that, the so-called leader of the free world attacked Democrats as being “grim” and “radical:”

‘Wow, what does this grim picture remind you of? I am the only thing in the Radical Left’s way! VOTE’

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‘Where are all of the arrests? Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? Long term sentences would have started two years ago. Shameful!’

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Then, the COVID-sick man flew off to imagine a “COUP:”

‘Talks unity but illegally spied on my campaign, and much worse – COUP! Too late for the nice talk Sleepy Joe! VOTE’

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The president’s excited brain flew over to a tweet from the Trump War Room that said how great he was:

‘Thank you!’

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In a One-Flew-Over-The-Cuckoo’s-Nest moment, Trump called his opponent Joe Biden “a wacko:”

He’s been a wacko for years, and everyone knows it. The Lamestream Media is stuck with him and they are just now trying to clean up his act. Notice how all of the bad things, like his very low IQ, are no longer reported? Fake News! #MAGA’

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Then, he tried to say a vote against him was a vote “for a coup:”

‘They went for a Coup. Almost destroyed our Country. You had the right President at the right moment. Current Voters, REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE!’

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The president then talked to a Republican media consultant, Ari Fleischer, to let him know “the media is corrupt:”

‘Ari, THE MEDIA IS CORRUPT, JUST LIKE OUR DEMOCRAT RUN BALLOT SYSTEM IS CORRUPT! Look at what’s happening with Fake, Missing and Fraudulent Ballots all over the Country??? VOTE’

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After that, Trump attacked Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) who is his opponent’s VP pick. That was no surprise given his dislike for strong women, especially strong Black women:

‘She is far further left than Crazy Bernie. Biden would not last a month!’

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Steroids can super-charge the rage within a user. For example, look at the tragic deaths of spouses and girlfriends of steroid-using athletes. Since the physicians gave Trump a super dose, it came as no surprise that he started screaming at imagined enemies:

‘NOW THAT THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS GOT CAUGHT COLD IN THE (NON) FRIENDLY TRANSFER OF GOVERNMENT, IN FACT, THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN AND WENT FOR A COUP, WE ARE ENTITLED TO ASK THE VOTERS FOR FOUR MORE YEARS. PLEASE REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE!’

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Twitter world went wild when Americans saw what Trump was tweeting. Check out these great responses below:

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