The orange does not fall far from the orange tree. Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka Trump have been in a knife fight for who will inherit their dad’s throne. Ivanka stays close to her “daddy” here and abroad. Of course, POTUS’ crimes against humanity have him lingering in the states. That along with his COVID-19-ridden body. So now Don Jr. has the edge.
Junior is the president’s talking head for rallies, crisscrossing the nation. He was just at a live cattle auction in Fallon, Nevada with Representative Devin Nunes (R-CA) as his warm-up act.
Don has some problems though, like comparing Syrian refugees to a bowl of poisoned Skittles. So, Dad has him on the off-the-freeway-town circuit. Spreading the word from Fayetteville, Arkansas to Nebraska according to KUSI:
‘Bidens are the most corrupt political family in American History.’
Even so, Jr.’s promo ad was missing something. Fortunately, the Republicans and former Republicans in The Lincoln Project packed up their tool kits and headed out to do the repair work with their spectacular editing magic and an eye of newt. They fixed it up just right. Enjoy:
‘We fixed Don Jr.’s crazy ad.’
We fixed Don Jr.’s crazy ad. pic.twitter.com/TE929T1f2x
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 15, 2020
Clearly, Don Jr. really needed the help. See what we mean below:
‘It’s almost like a funny version of an S&L skit.’
Then, there was that very special Valentine dinner–with stuffed bears:
Even The Late Show with Stephen Colbert tried to help Junior:
Twitter world went wild after they saw this Lincoln Project ad. Check them out below:
In retrospect, it’s almost as if Trump’s withholding of vital aid from Ukraine in order to extort their leader into doing Trump’s bidding
-was indicative of Trump’s corrupt management style &
-indicated that he wld employ cheat-to-win-at-all-costs tactics WRT the 2020 election pic.twitter.com/jwNMiXbpzX
— NotATweeter16 (@NotATweeter16) October 15, 2020
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