Girls seem to go for the Fonzie type, you know, his pompadour, rebellious attitude, and motorcycle. No wonder Donald Trump has drawn a cult-like following. It all makes sense now.
People have been wondering what the attraction is for so many people to be drawn to the Trump-Pence guys like…well, flies. Think about it. Compared to Fonzie’s Italian-American tough and street-smart attitude, we have POTUS’ Scottish-German-American tough-guy attitude. Smart? Maybe, not so much.
They both came out of the 1950s, hang around married women (Mrs. Cunningham), and are big on giving the people around them life advice. For Trump, that is like:
‘Don’t wear masks in a raging pandemic. If you die, you’ll never have to worry about growing old.’
The Fonz has his own signature words like Ayyyyy and Woah! The pres has a few of his own Bigly and then there is the biggliest one of all Covfefe. Not only that, they both hang out with other bad boys like Putin, Kim Jong Un, Erdoğan, and MBS. You know, both of these cool dudes had TV shows, too?
Of course, we will have to do something about the tweeter-in-chief’s nickname. Fonzarelli has Fonzie and the Fonz. Maybe, 45’s real name is Trumpernickle. That way Trump works and possibly Truh.
About that motorcycle, though. We have been giving the man who occasionally sits in the Oval Office motorcycle lessons. But he just sits there on his hog in his leather jacket, saluting, and repeating “lift-off!”
Oh, oh and this. They both hang out with hamburger joints food. The similarities are eerie. Fonzarelli even has a greaser look and a thumbs-up gesture. Need I say more?
Take a look at one of his tweets and see if that is not the reason people like our big boy “Truh.” While you are there, take a peek in his back pocket and see if there is not a comb for his ducktail, too:
‘Nobody has ever done as much for Iowa as I have done for Iowa – Not even close!!!’
Nobody has ever done as much for Iowa as I have done for Iowa – Not even close!!! https://t.co/wvXnyYs7N9
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2020
Twitter world went insane after Trump’s tweet. Did he ever even have coronavirus? Check out your fellow Americans’ responses:
— Dadpool 🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 (@petehasabeard) October 15, 2020
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