Trump Announces Worldwide COVID Conspiracy Against Him

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Whining is such an unattractive trait, yet that is what Donald Trump is doing at his tightly-packed, little-masked campaign rallies, three today alone. Basically, his message is “Everybody is being mean to me.’Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. I’m gonna go home and eat worms.'” This from the so-called leader of the free world living in the White House and worth billions of dollars — he says. Then, it gets worse.

Trump is bored with the coronavirus pandemic. He tells his rally goers “all they want to talk about is…COVID COVID COVID:”

‘”We’re rounding the turn. You know, all they want to talk about is Covid. By the way, on November 4, you won’t be hearing so much about it. ‘Covid Covid Covid Covid.” — Trump in Allentown, Pennsylvania, as new US cases hit record levels and hospitalizations increase.’

Then, he expressed his ignorance about wind energy. He indicated that should the wind stop blowing, their television would go off. (Pause for laughter):

‘Trump seems to believe that the use of wind energy means people wouldn’t be able to watch him on TV when the wind isn’t blowing.’

Then, he was on to the Paris Climate Accord, calling it “One of the great disasters of all time.” He should know about “disasters of all time:”

‘The Paris Climate Accord. One of the great disasters of all time. Just call up France. “How is Paris doing?” — Trump.’

Next, he attacked Governor Tom Wolf (D) for asking for help. Trump’s only plan was to let the “Democratic states” go under with the virus. Now, he is just spreading it everywhere from his tightly-packed, little-masked rally crowds:

‘I’ll remember it, Tom… “hello Mr President, this is Gov. Wolf, I need help.” — Trump suggests he won’t provide help to PA if Gov. Tom Wolf calls & asks for it because he’s mad that Wolf is taking basic public health precautions to slow the spread of coronavirus. #QuidProQuo pic.twitter.com/FVsqnIBuHx — Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 26, 2020’

Trump bragged about his polling numbers in Utah and West Virginia. Now that the rate of coronavirus patients is exploding there, those numbers may change:

‘Trump tries to push back on polls showing him losing the election by bragging about his polling in places like Utah and West Virginia.’

POTUS claims “he never watches CNN,” except he does:

‘Trump says he never watches CNN except for when he watches it, like this morning.’

Then, this president was on to one of his favorite venomous rants against strong women. He mocked Joe Biden’s pick for vice president Senator Kamala Harris’ (D-CA) delightful laugh and attacked 60 Minutes‘ Lesley Stahl:

‘Trump mocks Kamala Harris’ laugh and they bashes Lesley Stahl.’

After that POTUS claimed foreign leaders want Biden, but the former VP “sleeps all the time:”

‘Trump, who has repeatedly said that foreign leaders want Biden to win because Trump is so hard on them, now makes stuff up and claims that a foreign leader told him they want Trump to win because “we don’t want to deal with someone who sleeps all the time.”‘

The Lincoln Project’s goal has been to get under Trump’s skin. It looks as if they succeeded. They are brilliant, but he calls them “Not smart people:”

‘”Real garbage. Not smart people” — Trump unloads on @ProjectLincoln.’

Then, the tweeter-in-chief went after NBC’s Savannah Guthrie who moderated his last town hall meeting, calling her “crazed.” He also had to add a verbal punch to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA):

‘This Savannah Guthrie, who is just terrible. She was coming out of her chair. She was crazed.” — Trump has now bashed Kamala Harris, Lesley Stahl, Nancy Pelosi, and Savannah Guthrie during this speech.’

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